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::::::Turn those Xs and Os into ones and zeroes. The college nerds are here to hack… er, help. Get them in the store today and learn a lesson in hacking. | ::::::Turn those Xs and Os into ones and zeroes. The college nerds are here to hack… er, help. Get them in the store today and learn a lesson in hacking. | ||
:::::::Complete Dossiers to defeat the enemy agency G.H.O.S.T. and you can recruit your very own G.H.O.S.T. Enforcer! Just don't ask him how he lost his arm! | :::::::Complete Dossiers to defeat the enemy agency G.H.O.S.T. and you can recruit your very own G.H.O.S.T. Enforcer! Just don't ask him how he lost his arm! | ||
− | + | ::Start Act 2 to unlock the Forest Headquarters on the prize track today! Because even villains deserve a little R&R&R. That last R stands for ruin. | |
:::::::::Break the glass ceiling of evil masterminding – Get the Femme Fatale in the store today and let this lady spy show you how it’s done. | :::::::::Break the glass ceiling of evil masterminding – Get the Femme Fatale in the store today and let this lady spy show you how it’s done. | ||
+ | ::If he builds it, they will pray! Ned’s rebuilding Praiseland… ‘s statue. Without the gas leak, you only have to speak in tongues if you WANT to. | ||
::::::::::Find all about the new event in the [[The Simpsons: Tapped Out Secret Agents and Easter 2017 content update|Secret Agents and Easter 2017]] page! | ::::::::::Find all about the new event in the [[The Simpsons: Tapped Out Secret Agents and Easter 2017 content update|Secret Agents and Easter 2017]] page! |
Revision as of 12:58, April 16, 2017
- March 28th: Evil genius and all-around nice guy Hank Scorpio returns to Springfield with a dastardly plan to take over the world! Get this megalomaniac today!
- Have you unlocked the Agency Headquarters yet? No eyeball scan or voice recognition required! Unlock yours and begin your covert ops in town!
- The EPA may be defunded but that won’t stop the shadow EPA! Complete Dossiers to beat the covert EPA and take home the endangered Screamapillar!
- Follow the moles back to their secret lair… no, not that man in the trench coat, the blind rodent over there. Get the Underground Headquarters on the prize track today!
- Sharks? Meh. Lasers? Been there done that. Sharks with lasers attached to them? I’m listening… Get the Not a Laser Shark Pool in the store today!
- Turn those Xs and Os into ones and zeroes. The college nerds are here to hack… er, help. Get them in the store today and learn a lesson in hacking.
- Complete Dossiers to defeat the enemy agency G.H.O.S.T. and you can recruit your very own G.H.O.S.T. Enforcer! Just don't ask him how he lost his arm!
- Turn those Xs and Os into ones and zeroes. The college nerds are here to hack… er, help. Get them in the store today and learn a lesson in hacking.
- Sharks? Meh. Lasers? Been there done that. Sharks with lasers attached to them? I’m listening… Get the Not a Laser Shark Pool in the store today!
- Follow the moles back to their secret lair… no, not that man in the trench coat, the blind rodent over there. Get the Underground Headquarters on the prize track today!
- The EPA may be defunded but that won’t stop the shadow EPA! Complete Dossiers to beat the covert EPA and take home the endangered Screamapillar!
- Start Act 2 to unlock the Forest Headquarters on the prize track today! Because even villains deserve a little R&R&R. That last R stands for ruin.
- Break the glass ceiling of evil masterminding – Get the Femme Fatale in the store today and let this lady spy show you how it’s done.
- If he builds it, they will pray! Ned’s rebuilding Praiseland… ‘s statue. Without the gas leak, you only have to speak in tongues if you WANT to.
- Find all about the new event in the Secret Agents and Easter 2017 page!
- Have you unlocked the Agency Headquarters yet? No eyeball scan or voice recognition required! Unlock yours and begin your covert ops in town!