Difference between revisions of "Suck It Up!/Quotes"

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Homer: I'm gonna knock the stuffing out of you, boy!

Bart: Not if I hit a Homer run!

Homer: Oh hey, Marge. There was a bedbug outbreak at the pillow factory downtown, and they were just throwing away all these perfectly good pillows!

Marge: You stayed up all night?! The kids have school and you have work!

Homer: Good thinking honey. Better head to the plant for some shut-eye.

Marge: Hrmm...

Bart: I've got a math test today. Should be a great time for a nap!

Lisa: And my morning herbal tea will pick me right up! Bye, mom!

Marge: So much for cleaning. Maggie, it looks like we're going to have an adventure all our own... ...the adventure of buying a new vacuum cleaner!

Gil: Ulp! Oh hey, how ya doin'? Can I help you?

Marge: I'm looking for a vacuum cleaner. Just something basic for cleaning up after messy kids, lazy pets, and shedding husbands.

Gil: Well, you've come to the right place. These vacuums do it all without charging you extra for all the bells and whistles sure they're extremely loud and smell like burning rubber... ...but if you treat 'em right, they'll take care of your family until long after your kids graduate from a prestigious state school. Let me show you one I think you'll love.

Marge: This is perfect! I'll take it!

Gil: You will? That's great! Er... how do you feel about flood models?

Marge: See, Maggie? If you just keep at it, everything works out fine in the end!

Homer: Marge, did you hear? There was a fire at some crap shack in the vacuum cleaner district!

Bart: You know what that means...

Ash fight!

Marge: Hrrmm...