Difference between revisions of "The Coff-Diddly-Offin/Quotes"

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Ned: The power of Christ compels you! Darn it, his heart's stopped again, Rod! Get me the paddles.

Ned: Hi-diddly-ho, neighborino! Just making a little blt while i tcb.

Homer: Mmm... saved... bacon... fat.

Ned: Waste not, want not! We save all our bacon fat for our enivronmentally-friendly bio-iddly-diesel car.

Homer: Time to get the donuts! Must get donuts! Donutsdonutsdonuts!

Ned: Just have to fill 'er up with formalhyde and wait for Homer to devour some deadly do--

Sound: Rrrrrr Screee! Ka-thun k!

Homer: Got the donuts! Stopped off for donuts! Youu-hoo! Flanders? For... mal... de... for... mal... formaldenstein. Mmm... German beer. Ugh, too hoppy! Oh, Flanders... hello? I wonder if Flander's food-mo-tron is readly? i'll just have a tiny peek.

Homer: Must.... eat... last...

Sound: Shik! Shik! Shik! Shik!

Homer: Gah... Must fight... clogging arteries...

Sound: Pionk! Pionk! Pionk! Pionk!

Homer (thinking): Almost... there...

Sound: Flump! Flump! Flump! Flump!

Homer (thinking): Well, if I have to kick the bucket, at least I get to eat one more...

Sound: KRIIIK

Homer (thinking): D--

Devil Flanders: Praise the lard! Looks like Homer finally bit off more then he could chew!