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| + | *'''December 12''': There's a green creature lurking around town, looking for something to catch in its net. Hopefully it's not Burns who has bought a new outfit and is now haunted with a ghost who insists on changing his ways through the medium of showing what he's done to other people in the past. Yeah, on second thought, get him Grumple! The Grumple and Ebenezer Burns are available in the store until next Friday at 8am GMT! | ||
*'''December 4''': '''''BREAKING NEWS!''''' Rudolph is dead. So no more red light lighting up your night sky from now on, from his nose. And the North Pole has melted a bit prematurely than in reality thanks to global warming, so Santa's, for some reason, come to Springfield. With some elves with him, that after getting drunk on Christmas Eve are going to be fired out of a cannon. Putatively. But for now, they're busy at work, whipping Homer with their toe coils from their elf slippers. To try and make HIM work. Yeah, just get him to do something else on Santa's list. Explore the {{TOCU|Christmas 2014}} event now! | *'''December 4''': '''''BREAKING NEWS!''''' Rudolph is dead. So no more red light lighting up your night sky from now on, from his nose. And the North Pole has melted a bit prematurely than in reality thanks to global warming, so Santa's, for some reason, come to Springfield. With some elves with him, that after getting drunk on Christmas Eve are going to be fired out of a cannon. Putatively. But for now, they're busy at work, whipping Homer with their toe coils from their elf slippers. To try and make HIM work. Yeah, just get him to do something else on Santa's list. Explore the {{TOCU|Christmas 2014}} event now! | ||
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Revision as of 15:23, December 12, 2014
- December 12: There's a green creature lurking around town, looking for something to catch in its net. Hopefully it's not Burns who has bought a new outfit and is now haunted with a ghost who insists on changing his ways through the medium of showing what he's done to other people in the past. Yeah, on second thought, get him Grumple! The Grumple and Ebenezer Burns are available in the store until next Friday at 8am GMT!
- December 4: BREAKING NEWS! Rudolph is dead. So no more red light lighting up your night sky from now on, from his nose. And the North Pole has melted a bit prematurely than in reality thanks to global warming, so Santa's, for some reason, come to Springfield. With some elves with him, that after getting drunk on Christmas Eve are going to be fired out of a cannon. Putatively. But for now, they're busy at work, whipping Homer with their toe coils from their elf slippers. To try and make HIM work. Yeah, just get him to do something else on Santa's list. Explore the Christmas 2014 event now!
