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Seymour Skinner: Bart Simpson, you stand accused of pulling the fire alarm mere minutes before a huge test. This is an offense punishable by suspension, an automatic "F", or even a month¨'s sentece as Groundskeeper Willie's intern. But before I can sentence you, we need to get this sham of a trial started. How do you plead?

Ralph: Innonsensical, your honor!

Willie: Aye! Willie was the first on the scene. I scoured that alarm for clues!

Martin: And what did you find, pray tell?

Willie: There were fingerprints, I tells ye! Fresh ones! Male fingers. Possibly human!

Martin: Male prints, you say. Hmmm... Sounds like a certain someone currently on trial. I submit that these fingerprinters belong to.... ...Bart Simpson!

Bart: Oh, brother!

Lisa: All week I had been working on my own assignment... a show and tell presentation about the history of show and telll. I decided to deconstruct the archeype and show the tell portion. By juxtaposing the two concepts, I would turn the assignment upside down...

Bart: Ugh! Raise an objection or something!

Ralph: That Batmobile has an objection seat!

Bart: Objection!

Martin: On what grounds?

Bart: She's boring the heck out of everyone.

Seymour Skinner: Sustained. Lisa, please cut to the chase.

Lisa: My point is, I never saw Bart study once. I don't think he had any intention of ever taking the test.

Martin:What did you say?

Ralph: Do you have legos in your ears, too? I said, "I pulled the alarm!"

Bart: Well, at least this buys me another day to cram for the test. Thanks for taking the rap, Ralph. What are you going to do now?

Ralph: I'm giving up the law! I've got more imporant dreams to chase!

Bart: There goes the greatest mind the justice system will ever not know!