Difference between revisions of "Brit Simpson!/Quotes"

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Marge: Now, Bart, I don't want you to cause any trouble on the flight home!

Homer: Yeah, boy, you better straighten up and fly right!

Bart: Misbehave? And ruin our vacation memories? I'm shocked at the very idea!

Lisa: Obviously, you've never met you before.

Bart: If you'll excuse me, I need to freshen up!

Lily Simpson: This is your room. Brit's a big Krumpet the Klown fan!

Bart: Never heard of him.

Lily Simpson: His show is banned outside of the U.K. and inside most of it, tooo. It's on at 16:00 every day!

Bart: Ha! Nice try, but there's no such time!

Bart: So what's your job here?

Omar Simpson: Wind monitor!

Bart: Which means?

Omar Simpson: You see that wind out there?

Bart: Yeah.

Omar Simpson: I monitor it! It's [YAWN!] hard work, but someone has to do it!

Bart: Watching the wind? And I thought Homer had a job that blows!

Omar Simpson: Snxxx!

Marnie Simpson: It's tea time!

Bart: Tea? Bleech!

Lily Simpson: Oh, that's just what we call it. It's actually milk and miscuits!

Bart: You mean cookies? Then call it "cookie time!" sheesh, England, learn how to market things!

Marnie Simpson: Goodbye, Bart! it's been an experience.

Magpie Simpson: Slurp! Slurp!

Lily Simpson: You were a good cautionary tale!

Omar Simpson: You made me lown my own son more. Never come back!

Bart: I'll miss you guys, too! Yep, it'll be along while before anyone in England forgets about... Bart Simpson, international bad boy!