Difference between revisions of "Taming Your Wild Child/Quotes"

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Homer: Good work washing the car, boy. Here's you allowance for a job well dome.

Bart: Thanks, Homer.

Marge (thinking): Hmm?

Marge: Homer, I think you'd better read that book on parenting skills that I gave you for Christmas.

Homer: What are you talking about, Marge? Bart does everything I tell him to -- d'oh!

Homer: Hmmm. Why do you have two gallons of mulk when I specically aksed you to get one?

Bart: Er... Apu was having a 2-for-1 sale at the Kwik-E-Mart!

Homer: Bart for being honest and a "smart" shopper, here's two more dollars go buy yourself some candy.

Marge: For the last time, Bart! We are not going to the circus!

Bart: Fine, if you won't take me, I'll run away and join the circus!

Homer: I'll head this! Go ahed and join the circus, Bart. I'll even help you!

Bart: Wha--!

Lisa: Dad! Bart won't let me watch I want on TV, and It's my turn!

Homer: Bart, share the TV, and that's final! If Lisa has to complain gain, It's off to your room for the rest of the night!

Bart: Hmmm...

Lisa: Dad! Bart took the TV and put it in his---

Homer: Okay, that's it, Bart! Off to your room!

Bart: Whatever you say, Homer.

Lisa: But, dad--

Homer: Lisa, a good parent makes tough decisions and stand behind them!