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Mr. Burns: What? But my birthday isn't for another fortnight!

Waylon Smithers: The cake is for the city, Sir.

Mr. Burns: Good. There are at least five candles too many on it, anyway.

Bart: I know Lisa, and she's not going to stop until she's tried to teach you something. Think of it like school. Just pretend to listen and forget everything you heard right after!

Seymour Skinner: Well, that's it. I'm quitting my job.

Agnes Skinner: Unless you've got another way to pay the rent, you'll keep pushing that rock up that hill, sisyphus!

Lisa: I'm going to read a few stories that have actually been verified by the Springfield Historical Society!

Ms. Hoover: What do you use to verify the stories?

Hollis Hurlbut: Wikipedia.

Lisa: [SIGH]

Bart: What's wrong? Did you end up boring yourself?

Lisa: Springfield has influenced so many historical events, but it's never done anythinkg to make itself a part of history! I just wonder if we'll even be remembered.