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Lisa: I've been abducted by aliens! I thought that only happened to people who live in trailer parks.

Kang/Kodos: Please, tell me you are not the typical earthling youth?
Lisa: I like to think not. My teachers say my thirst for knowledge is extraordinary. That raises another question... How do?
Kang/Kodos: Extraordinary?! Ha! We cannot use you. We need a typical child.

{ap|David|Close Encounters of the Nerd Kind}}: Return to the mothership? But world domination is only 95% complete.

Kodos: Kang, i'm sending this one back. Unless you cant to eat him?
Bart: Eat my shorts!
Kang: No, he's too active. He would be stringy.

Ralph: Butter is slipperier than soap!