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'''Menace Tooth Society''' is a song from [[You Kent Always Say What You Want]]. The music was written by [[Alf Clausen]] and [[Scott Clausen]] (Alf's son) and the lyrics by [[Tim Long]]. Apparently, the film and song was only supposed to be aired one time only, and even then only in Canada, but the Springfield Dentists used the film without Ludacris's permission. | '''Menace Tooth Society''' is a song from [[You Kent Always Say What You Want]]. The music was written by [[Alf Clausen]] and [[Scott Clausen]] (Alf's son) and the lyrics by [[Tim Long]]. Apparently, the film and song was only supposed to be aired one time only, and even then only in Canada, but the Springfield Dentists used the film without Ludacris's permission. | ||
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Menace Tooth Society is a song from You Kent Always Say What You Want. The music was written by Alf Clausen and Scott Clausen (Alf's son) and the lyrics by Tim Long. Apparently, the film and song was only supposed to be aired one time only, and even then only in Canada, but the Springfield Dentists used the film without Ludacris's permission.
Lyrics
- Dentist:
- This tape explains oral hygeine in a way that's exciting for kids.
- Narrator:
- The U.S. Dental Association Presents: Menace Tooth Society!
- (hip-hop music plays. Two people, like rappers, with Tooth Decay and Gum Disease, go into a mouth)
- Tooth Decay':
- Damn, baby got bacteria. You wanna stick them to these winies?
- Gum Disease':
- Hey, I'm all down from PB, I'm going periodontal problems. Break it down!
(Soon people, with Gingivitis and Periodontitis on their shirts break teeth. That is, until a toothpaste named "Luda-Crest" comes along with a toothbrush and flossing.
- Luda-Crest':
- Hey, you don't like those gentleman, stop 'iling with the filling.
- Tooth Decay':
- Luda-Crest!
(Luda-Crest splashes toothpaste on him, and the toothbrush and flossing fix the problems.
- Luda-Crist':
- I'm the enemy of the cavity, unstoppable like gravity, so brush with regularity, or you will face calamity. I'll see you in Atlanta, GA. Dirty, dirty mouth, y'all!
- Lisa':
- This film is against tooth decay where it also kind of glamorises it. Make signals.
{Homer is dancing)
- Homer':
- This is the greatest movie ever!
- Lisa':
- Dad, that's Ludacris.
- Homer':
- I have a rent to my views.
- Lisa':
- No, I mean Cris! Luda-cris Bridges! Right here in the dental plasma.
- Ludacris':
- Hey, man, that video was made for one time only shown in Canada. Understand? Do you?
- Dentist':
Well, I'm sorry, there must have been some sort of misunder-
- Ludacris':
Expect a letter from Cabinet Ass Productions, and his heir legal council, Miss Melisa Berlin Game! Piss out!
