Difference between revisions of "I Married Marge/Quotes"

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Homer: 1980 happened before you kids were born, and there was a lot going on. The hits of Supertramp, the dark horse presidential candidacy of John Anderson; it was an exciting time to be young.

Flashback to 1980. "The Logical Song" by Supertramp plays in the background. Homer is shown working at one of his old jobs on Sir Putt-a-Lot's Minature Golf Course. Homer's boss opens up a door to the minature windmill.

Homer's Boss: Whoa Homer! Not so fast!

Homer: Sorry, sir. How about this?

Homer slows down his turning the windmill blades.

Homer's Boss: Now you are getting it! Good work! Keep it up Homer, and you may one day be the man who hands the customers their putters at the first hole.

Homer: Nice.

Cut to present. Homer sees a distracted Bart.

Homer: BART! I am trying to tell a bit of family history! May I have some attention?

Bart: Yeah, yeah. You got promoted at the minature golf course, the end. What a great story! Hey, do not blame me, television caused a short attention span.

Homer is on a date with Marge. They have just seen "Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back". The exit the first show as the infamous "Imperial March" is playing in the background. Customers are in line for the second show of the evening.

Homer: Wow! What an ending! Who would have though Darth Vader is Luke Skywalker's father?

Moviegoers: Oh, thank you! Thank you, Mr. Blow-The-Picture-For-Me!

After seeing "The Empire Strikes Back" Homer takes Marge to his workplace, where they sneak inside the minature castle and watch golf balls travel down ramps.

Homer: Someday I will buy you a real castle.

Marge: Oh Homer, you do not have to do that!

Homer: Oh! Whew, that is a relief! You know Marge, looking at you I see the beauty of Princess Lea and the wisdom of Yoda.

Marge: Homer, maybe it is the Champale talking, but I think you are pretty sexy yourself.

Romantic music plays as Homer and Marge make love, which is not seen by the audience. On the minature golf course, a customer hits a golf ball into a hard-to-hit hole that says "FREE GAME", causing the castle to light up the night.

Smithers: We have two openings, which means one of you will be rejected from this job...but it ain't gonna be my old frat buddy Lou Johnston!

Smithers greets Man #1 and they do a secret handshake.

Man #1: Ah Waylon! Still the same guy from Alpha Beta!

Man #2: Hey! I am a member of the University of Alabama chapter!

'Smithers and two men enter into room. Homer tries mimicking their fraternity song, but he knows the odds are stacked against him.