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− | :'''[[Lenny]]''': "The team's been terrible since they got bought by the cheap heartless Duff corporation. Hey [[Moe]], give us a Duff! Ah yeah, sweet Duff."
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− | :'''[[Homer]]''': "Welcome to real life Lisa, you can't fight City Hall… aka, Blocko Land. So don't even try!"
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− | :'''[[Marge]]''': "What kind of a thing is that to tell your children?"
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− | :'''Homer''': "It's what I always tell them. I told them that twice yesterday and then again as they were going to sleep."
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− | :'''Homer''': "Is this the executive office of the ball club."
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− | :'''Caretaker''': "Nope, this is the equipment shed."
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− | :'''Homer''': "Is that it?"
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− | :'''Caretaker''': "That's where we keep the water heater."
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− | :'''Homer''': "Is…"
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− | :'''Caretaker''': "That's a tractor."
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− | :'''Homer''': "I see."
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− | :'''Homer''': "Kids, how would you like to go to Blockoland?"
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− | :'''[[Bart]] and [[Lisa]]''': "Meh."
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− | :'''Homer''': "But the TV gave me the impression that--"
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− | :'''Bart''': "We said, "Meh.""
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− | :'''Lisa''': "M-E-H. Meh."
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− | :'''Homer''': "I don't mind being called a liar when I am lying, when I am about to lie, or just finished lying. But not when I am telling the truth!"
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− | :'''Homer''': "Got a problem, Bart?"
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− | :'''Bart''': "The girl at school won't go to the dance with me."
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− | :'''Lisa''': ''(childish singing)'' "Bart's got a girlfriend!"
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− | :'''Bart''': "No I don't, that's the problem."
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− | :'''Lisa''': ''(childish singing)'' "Bart's got a problem!"
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− | :'''Homer''': "So I gave the guy directions, even though I didn't know the way. Because that's the kind of guy I am this week."
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− | {{Season 12 Q}}
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