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Difference between revisions of "Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming/Quotes"

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:''Intercom buzzes.''
 
:''Intercom buzzes.''
:'''Sergeant''': Who is this?
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:'''Sergeant''': Authorization code?
:'''Sideshow Bob'''{impersonating Colonel Hapablap}: Son, this is Colonel Hapablap! You are to get out of here now!
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:'''Sideshow Bob''' [''impersonating [[Colonel Hapablap]]'']: Code?  Son, this is Colonel Hapablap. That fool McGuckett sprayed runway foam all over Chuck Yeager's Acura.  Now get down there with the chamois triple time!
:'''Sergeant''': Colonel, I am under strict orders to guard this room!
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:'''Sergeant''': But Colonel, I'm under strict orders...
:'''Sideshow Bob'''{impersonating Colonel Hapablap}: You listen to me, if you do not leave I will tear you up like a...
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:'''Sideshow Bob''': Sweet Enola Gay, son!  Get moving or I'll tear you up like a Kleenex at a...
:''Sideshow Bob breaks character and speaks in his natural voice.''
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:''Sideshow Bob breaks character and speaks didainfully in his natural voice.''
:'''Sideshow Bob''': ...Kleenex at a snot party!
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:'''Sideshow Bob''': ...snot party.
:''Sergeant is fooled into vacating his post and runs off.''
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:''Sergeant''': Sir! Right away Sir!
:'''Sideshow Bob'''{talking to himself}: Ewww!
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{{Season 7 Q}}
 
[[Category:Quotes]]
 
[[Category:Quotes]]

Revision as of 13:36, August 26, 2010


Intercom buzzes.
Sergeant: Authorization code?
Sideshow Bob [impersonating Colonel Hapablap]: Code? Son, this is Colonel Hapablap. That fool McGuckett sprayed runway foam all over Chuck Yeager's Acura. Now get down there with the chamois triple time!
Sergeant: But Colonel, I'm under strict orders...
Sideshow Bob: Sweet Enola Gay, son! Get moving or I'll tear you up like a Kleenex at a...
Sideshow Bob breaks character and speaks didainfully in his natural voice.
Sideshow Bob: ...snot party.
Sergeant': Sir! Right away Sir!

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