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(Homer and Marge visit the Statue of David exhibit) | (Homer and Marge visit the Statue of David exhibit) | ||
| − | :'''Homer''': Well, there he is. Michelangelo's Dave. | + | :'''Homer''': "Well, there he is. Michelangelo's Dave." |
| − | :'''Marge''': Hmm, David. | + | :'''Marge''': "Hmm, David." |
| − | :'''Homer''': Oh. | + | :'''Homer''': "Oh." |
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| − | (Kent Brockman comments on the Statue of David) | + | ''(Kent Brockman comments on the Statue of David)'' |
| − | :'''Kent''': Is it a masterpiece? Or just some guy with his pants down? | + | :'''Kent''': "Is it a masterpiece? Or just some guy with his pants down?" |
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| − | (Helen Lovejoy and Maude Flanders arrive at Marge’s doorstep) | + | ''(Helen Lovejoy and Maude Flanders arrive at Marge’s doorstep)'' |
| − | :'''Helen''': Get dressed, Marge. You’ve got to lead our protest against this abomination! (Shows Marge a newspaper with the Statue of David on the cover) | + | :'''Helen''': "Get dressed, Marge. You’ve got to lead our protest against this abomination!" ''(Shows Marge a newspaper with the Statue of David on the cover)'' |
| − | :'''Marge''': Hmm, but that’s Michelangelo’s David. It’s a masterpiece. | + | :'''Marge''': "Hmm, but that’s Michelangelo’s David. It’s a masterpiece." |
| − | :'''Helen''': (Gasps) It’s filth! It graphically portrays parts of the human body which, practical as they may be, are evil. | + | :'''Helen''': ''(Gasps)'' "It’s filth! It graphically portrays parts of the human body which, practical as they may be, are evil." |
| − | :'''Marge''': But I like that statue. | + | :'''Marge''': "But I like that statue." |
| − | :'''Maude''': (Gasps) I told you she was soft on full frontal nudity. | + | :'''Maude''': ''(Gasps)''" I told you she was soft on full frontal nudity." |
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| − | (Homer watches TV) | + | ''(Homer watches TV)'' |
| − | :'''TV Announcer''': It's a tool that every home handy man needs. It's a jigsaw. It's a power drill. It's a wood-turning lathe. It's an asphalt spreader. It's 67 tools in one! How much would you pay for a machine that can do all this? | + | :'''TV Announcer''': "It's a tool that every home handy man needs. It's a jigsaw. It's a power drill. It's a wood-turning lathe. It's an asphalt spreader. It's 67 tools in one! How much would you pay for a machine that can do all this?" |
| − | :'''Homer''': (Very interested) One-thousand dollars! | + | :'''Homer''': (Very interested) "One-thousand dollars!" |
| − | :'''TV Announcer''': Oh, don't answer yet. | + | :'''TV Announcer''': "Oh, don't answer yet." |
| − | :'''Homer''': Oh, sorry. | + | :'''Homer''': "Oh, sorry." |
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| − | :'''Itchy and Scratchy's New Temporary Opening''': They love, and share. | + | :'''Itchy and Scratchy's New Temporary Opening''': "They love, and share. |
| − | They share and love and share. | + | :They share and love and share.<br> |
| − | Love, love, love, | + | :Love, love, love,<br> |
| − | Share, share, share. | + | :Share, share, share.<br> |
| − | The Itchy and Scratchy Show! | + | :The Itchy and Scratchy Show!"<br> |
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| − | :'''Homer''': I always knew you'd change the world... for the better. | + | :'''Homer''': "I always knew you'd change the world... for the better." |
{{Season 2 Q}} | {{Season 2 Q}} | ||
Revision as of 21:54, June 19, 2010
(Homer and Marge visit the Statue of David exhibit)
- Homer: "Well, there he is. Michelangelo's Dave."
- Marge: "Hmm, David."
- Homer: "Oh."
(Kent Brockman comments on the Statue of David)
- Kent: "Is it a masterpiece? Or just some guy with his pants down?"
(Helen Lovejoy and Maude Flanders arrive at Marge’s doorstep)
- Helen: "Get dressed, Marge. You’ve got to lead our protest against this abomination!" (Shows Marge a newspaper with the Statue of David on the cover)
- Marge: "Hmm, but that’s Michelangelo’s David. It’s a masterpiece."
- Helen: (Gasps) "It’s filth! It graphically portrays parts of the human body which, practical as they may be, are evil."
- Marge: "But I like that statue."
- Maude: (Gasps)" I told you she was soft on full frontal nudity."
(Homer watches TV)
- TV Announcer: "It's a tool that every home handy man needs. It's a jigsaw. It's a power drill. It's a wood-turning lathe. It's an asphalt spreader. It's 67 tools in one! How much would you pay for a machine that can do all this?"
- Homer: (Very interested) "One-thousand dollars!"
- TV Announcer: "Oh, don't answer yet."
- Homer: "Oh, sorry."
- Itchy and Scratchy's New Temporary Opening: "They love, and share.
- They share and love and share.
- Love, love, love,
- Share, share, share.
- The Itchy and Scratchy Show!"
- Homer: "I always knew you'd change the world... for the better."
