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| − | + | :''Smithers checks on Bart after Mr. Burns hits him.'' | |
| − | :''' | + | :'''Smithers''': Uh-oh. I, uh—I think the boy's hurt. |
| + | :'''Mr. Burns''': Oh, for crying out loud! Just give him a nickel and let's get going. | ||
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:'''Homer's Brain''': A million dollars. My wife cost me a million dollars. | :'''Homer's Brain''': A million dollars. My wife cost me a million dollars. | ||
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:'''Homer''': No, thank you. | :'''Homer''': No, thank you. | ||
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| − | + | :''Homer and Marge make up at Moe's bar. Last lines of episode.'' | |
| − | :''' | + | :'''Moe''': Okay, everybody, for the next 15 minutes, ⅓ off on every pitcher! |
| − | :''' | + | :''Barflies cheer and start making large orders.'' |
| + | :'''Moe''': Hey, one per customer. Domestic beer only. Hey, no sharing! | ||
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{{Season 2 Q}} | {{Season 2 Q}} | ||
Revision as of 14:00, July 14, 2010
- Smithers checks on Bart after Mr. Burns hits him.
- Smithers: Uh-oh. I, uh—I think the boy's hurt.
- Mr. Burns: Oh, for crying out loud! Just give him a nickel and let's get going.
- Homer's Brain: A million dollars. My wife cost me a million dollars.
- Marge: Homer would you like some more macaroni and cheese?
- Homer's Brain: Yeah, a million dollars worth, you treacherous snake woman.
- Homer: No, thank you.
- Marge: Some string beans?
- Homer's Brain: No, I don't want any string beans either, you two-timing, backstabbing--Uh-oh. Better answer.
- Homer: No, thank you.
- Marge: Some celery with cream cheese on it?
- Homer's Brain: Just mouth polite nothings.
- Homer: No, thank you.
- Homer and Marge make up at Moe's bar. Last lines of episode.
- Moe: Okay, everybody, for the next 15 minutes, ⅓ off on every pitcher!
- Barflies cheer and start making large orders.
- Moe: Hey, one per customer. Domestic beer only. Hey, no sharing!
