Difference between revisions of "Grift of the Magi/Quotes"
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| − | :'''Ralph''': Hello, I'm Dr. Stupid! I'm going to take out your liver bones. Oops, you're dead! | + | :'''[[Ralph]]''': Hello, I'm Dr. Stupid! I'm going to take out your liver bones. Oops, you're dead! |
| − | :'''Mr. Burns''': I never liked that Dr. Stupid. | + | :'''[[Mr. Burns]]''': I never liked that Dr. Stupid. |
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(Lisa writes "I will not do math in class" on the blackboard as a punishment) | (Lisa writes "I will not do math in class" on the blackboard as a punishment) | ||
| − | :'''Bart''': Lisa in trouble? The ironing is delicious. | + | :'''[[Bart]]''': Lisa in trouble? The ironing is delicious. |
| − | :'''Lisa''': The word is irony! | + | :'''[[Lisa]]''': The word is irony! |
:'''Bart''': Huh? | :'''Bart''': Huh? | ||
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:'''Bart''': You know what our homework assignment is? Find a toy and bring it to class. | :'''Bart''': You know what our homework assignment is? Find a toy and bring it to class. | ||
| − | :'''Marge''': Boy, that sounds like fun! | + | :'''[[Marge]]''': Boy, that sounds like fun! |
:'''Bart''': Yeah, but I'm still not gonna do it. | :'''Bart''': Yeah, but I'm still not gonna do it. | ||
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Revision as of 18:46, September 11, 2010
- Ralph: Hello, I'm Dr. Stupid! I'm going to take out your liver bones. Oops, you're dead!
- Mr. Burns: I never liked that Dr. Stupid.
(Lisa writes "I will not do math in class" on the blackboard as a punishment)
- Lisa: Don't you think there's something weird going on here? We spent all day selecting fabric swatches, and then our guest speaker was Phil from Marketing.
- Bart: All's I know is I'm getting straight A's, and that ain't not bad.
- Bart: You know what our homework assignment is? Find a toy and bring it to class.
- Marge: Boy, that sounds like fun!
- Bart: Yeah, but I'm still not gonna do it.
- Marge: What about Mr. Burns? Maybe he could help.
- Homer: Forget it! He releases the hounds on every charity that comes to the door. Feed The Children, Save The Whales, even Release The Hounds.
- Lisa: Instead of giving us an education, they used us to design a toy! Aren't you outraged?
- Bart: Not really, but if you're gonna throw a spaz, I'll come with.
