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− | :'''Moe''': (upon hearing his player's club card is maxed out) Well, that's it. It's over. Renee ain't gonna want to hang around with no Joe pinch-penny. | + | :'''Moe''': ''(upon hearing his player's club card is maxed out)'' "Well, that's it. It's over. Renee ain't gonna want to hang around with no Joe pinch-penny." |
− | :'''Homer''': Come on, Moe. Think of all the things you have to offer her besides money. | + | :'''Homer''': "Come on, Moe. Think of all the things you have to offer her besides money." |
− | :'''Moe''': I need cash, and fast! | + | :'''Moe''': "I need cash, and fast!" |
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− | :'''Moe''': It's been four years since my last date with a whatchoo-call-it, uh, woman. | + | :'''Moe''': "It's been four years since my last date with a whatchoo-call-it, uh, woman." |
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− | :'''Moe''': Oh, Homer! I've been the world's biggest rat. Can you ever forgive me? | + | :'''Moe''': "Oh, Homer! I've been the world's biggest rat. Can you ever forgive me?" |
− | :'''Homer''': Aww, I could never stay mad at you, Moe. After all, you get me drunk! | + | :'''Homer''': "Aww, I could never stay mad at you, Moe. After all, you get me drunk!" |
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− | :'''Moe''': Renee, there's something I gotta tell ya. | + | :'''Moe''': "Renee, there's something I gotta tell ya." |
− | :'''Renee''': Oh no. You're gay, aren't you? Oh boy, Renee, you sure can pick 'em! | + | :'''Renee''': "Oh no. You're gay, aren't you? Oh boy, Renee, you sure can pick 'em!" |
− | :'''Moe''': Nah, it ain't that. | + | :'''Moe''': "Nah, it ain't that." |
− | :'''Renee''': What, so you're married? | + | :'''Renee''': "What, so you're married?" |
− | :'''Moe''': No, no! I--Hey, why did you say gay first? | + | :'''Moe''': "No, no! I--Hey, why did you say gay first?" |
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− | :'''Homer''': Hmm, I don't know… I can just imagine what Marge would say! | + | :'''Homer''': "Hmm, I don't know… I can just imagine what Marge would say!" |
− | :'''Marge''': (In Homer's imagination) Homer, I insist you steal that car! | + | :'''Marge''': ''(In Homer's imagination)'' "Homer, I insist you steal that car!" |
− | :'''Homer''': I'll do it! | + | :'''Homer''': "I'll do it!" |
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− | :'''Renee''': Really? You think I'm gorgeous? | + | :'''Renee''': "Really? You think I'm gorgeous?" |
− | :'''Moe''': Yeah, well, the part that's showin'. Guess you could have a lotta weird scars or a fake ass or somethin'. | + | :'''Moe''': "Yeah, well, the part that's showin'. Guess you could have a lotta weird scars or a fake ass or somethin'." |
− | :'''Renee''': You don't talk to a lot of women, do you? | + | :'''Renee''': "You don't talk to a lot of women, do you?" |
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− | :'''Moe''': No girl wants to end up with a Joe Pukepail like me. | + | :'''Moe''': "No girl wants to end up with a Joe Pukepail like me." |
− | :'''Homer''': Now, now, I won't hear of it, Moe! You're a fabulous catch! | + | :'''Homer''': "Now, now, I won't hear of it, Moe! You're a fabulous catch!" |
− | :'''Moe''': Oh yeah? Well how come I ain't fending off movie starlets with a pointy stick? | + | :'''Moe''': "Oh yeah? Well how come I ain't fending off movie starlets with a pointy stick?" |
− | :'''Homer''': Oh, it's probably due to your ugliness, but that doesn't mean we can't find you a woman. C'mon! We're going to the darkest bar in town! | + | :'''Homer''': "Oh, it's probably due to your ugliness, but that doesn't mean we can't find you a woman. C'mon! We're going to the darkest bar in town!" |
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− | (Homer makes a toast.) | + | :''(Homer makes a toast.)'' |
− | :'''Homer''': To Marge, and all the blissful years I spent hiding from her in this bar. | + | :'''Homer''': "To Marge, and all the blissful years I spent hiding from her in this bar." |
{{Season 9 Q}} | {{Season 9 Q}} |
Revision as of 21:26, June 23, 2010
- Moe: (upon hearing his player's club card is maxed out) "Well, that's it. It's over. Renee ain't gonna want to hang around with no Joe pinch-penny."
- Homer: "Come on, Moe. Think of all the things you have to offer her besides money."
- Moe: "I need cash, and fast!"
- Moe: "It's been four years since my last date with a whatchoo-call-it, uh, woman."
- Moe: "Oh, Homer! I've been the world's biggest rat. Can you ever forgive me?"
- Homer: "Aww, I could never stay mad at you, Moe. After all, you get me drunk!"
- Moe: "Renee, there's something I gotta tell ya."
- Renee: "Oh no. You're gay, aren't you? Oh boy, Renee, you sure can pick 'em!"
- Moe: "Nah, it ain't that."
- Renee: "What, so you're married?"
- Moe: "No, no! I--Hey, why did you say gay first?"
- Homer: "Hmm, I don't know… I can just imagine what Marge would say!"
- Marge: (In Homer's imagination) "Homer, I insist you steal that car!"
- Homer: "I'll do it!"
- Renee: "Really? You think I'm gorgeous?"
- Moe: "Yeah, well, the part that's showin'. Guess you could have a lotta weird scars or a fake ass or somethin'."
- Renee: "You don't talk to a lot of women, do you?"
- Moe: "No girl wants to end up with a Joe Pukepail like me."
- Homer: "Now, now, I won't hear of it, Moe! You're a fabulous catch!"
- Moe: "Oh yeah? Well how come I ain't fending off movie starlets with a pointy stick?"
- Homer: "Oh, it's probably due to your ugliness, but that doesn't mean we can't find you a woman. C'mon! We're going to the darkest bar in town!"
- (Homer makes a toast.)
- Homer: "To Marge, and all the blissful years I spent hiding from her in this bar."