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'''Homer: '''Hello, Hello. Baby made a boom boom. | '''Homer: '''Hello, Hello. Baby made a boom boom. | ||
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'''Posh Lady:''' Oh, my heavens. | '''Posh Lady:''' Oh, my heavens. | ||
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− | ''' | + | :'''Jeff Albertson''': Ninety-eight. Ninety-nine. One hundred. |
+ | :'''Mr. Burns''': Look at him, eating candy like a Dutchman. OK Simpson, you are on. | ||
+ | :''Homer enters the Android's Dungeon'' | ||
+ | :'''Homer''': I will take a copy of ''Spider-Man #1'', please. | ||
+ | :'''Jeff Albertson'''{sarcastically}: Um hmm. Do you have $20,000? | ||
+ | :''Homer unhinges a briefcase full of cash.'' | ||
+ | :'''Homer''': Right here. | ||
+ | :'''Jeff Albertson'''{serious}: Oh, very good sir! | ||
+ | :''Jeff Albertson enters a security code which releases rare comic book from his vault.'' | ||
+ | :'''Jeff Albertson''': So tell me, shall I secure it in paper or polysterene? | ||
+ | :'''Homer''': No need, I will eat it right here! | ||
+ | :''Homer starts wolfing down pages of rare comic right at the counter to Jeff Albertson's dismay.'' | ||
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{{Season 12 Q}} | {{Season 12 Q}} |
Revision as of 12:48, July 22, 2010
Homer: Hello, Hello. Baby made a boom boom.
Posh Lady: Oh, my heavens.
- Jeff Albertson: Ninety-eight. Ninety-nine. One hundred.
- Mr. Burns: Look at him, eating candy like a Dutchman. OK Simpson, you are on.
- Homer enters the Android's Dungeon
- Homer: I will take a copy of Spider-Man #1, please.
- Jeff Albertson{sarcastically}: Um hmm. Do you have $20,000?
- Homer unhinges a briefcase full of cash.
- Homer: Right here.
- Jeff Albertson{serious}: Oh, very good sir!
- Jeff Albertson enters a security code which releases rare comic book from his vault.
- Jeff Albertson: So tell me, shall I secure it in paper or polysterene?
- Homer: No need, I will eat it right here!
- Homer starts wolfing down pages of rare comic right at the counter to Jeff Albertson's dismay.