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Difference between revisions of "Homer vs. Dignity/Quotes"

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'''Homer: '''Hello, Hello. Baby made a boom boom.
 
'''Homer: '''Hello, Hello. Baby made a boom boom.
 
 
'''Posh Lady:''' Oh, my heavens.
 
'''Posh Lady:''' Oh, my heavens.
  
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'''Comic Book Guy:''' Nintey- Eight, Ninety- Nine, One Hundred.
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:'''Jeff Albertson''': Ninety-eight. Ninety-nine. One hundred.
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:'''Mr. Burns''': Look at him, eating candy like a Dutchman. OK Simpson, you are on.
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:''Homer enters the Android's Dungeon''
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:'''Homer''': I will take a copy of ''Spider-Man #1'', please.
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:'''Jeff Albertson'''{sarcastically}: Um hmm. Do you have $20,000?
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:''Homer unhinges a briefcase full of cash.''
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:'''Homer''': Right here.
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:'''Jeff Albertson'''{serious}: Oh, very good sir!
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:''Jeff Albertson enters a security code which releases rare comic book from his vault.''
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:'''Jeff Albertson''': So tell me, shall I secure it in paper or polysterene?
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:'''Homer''': No need, I will eat it right here!
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:''Homer starts wolfing down pages of rare comic right at the counter to Jeff Albertson's dismay.''
  
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Revision as of 12:48, July 22, 2010



Homer: Hello, Hello. Baby made a boom boom. Posh Lady: Oh, my heavens.


Jeff Albertson: Ninety-eight. Ninety-nine. One hundred.
Mr. Burns: Look at him, eating candy like a Dutchman. OK Simpson, you are on.
Homer enters the Android's Dungeon
Homer: I will take a copy of Spider-Man #1, please.
Jeff Albertson{sarcastically}: Um hmm. Do you have $20,000?
Homer unhinges a briefcase full of cash.
Homer: Right here.
Jeff Albertson{serious}: Oh, very good sir!
Jeff Albertson enters a security code which releases rare comic book from his vault.
Jeff Albertson: So tell me, shall I secure it in paper or polysterene?
Homer: No need, I will eat it right here!
Homer starts wolfing down pages of rare comic right at the counter to Jeff Albertson's dismay.


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