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"Little E.U."
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Song Information
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"Little E.U." is a song performed by Homer, DJ Crazy Times, Ms. Biljana Electronica, Bart, and Lisa.
Lyrics[edit]
Part one[edit]
- Homer:
- Here,
- In Euro land,
- Extra money not change hand.
- Eat the lunch from twelve to three,
- No how you say gratuity.
- Waiters, cabbies, escort girl,
- Just cost base rate, what a world.
- Europe king and here is why,
- Only pay for what you buy...
- Flat priiiice!
- Ms. Biljana Electronica:
- Sir, can't you see.
- DJ Crazy Times:
- Let's look, can't you see?
- Ms. Biljana Electronica:
- Our healthcare is free.
- And they pay us enough.
- DJ Crazy Times:
- That's money.
- Ms. Biljana Electronica:
- To just hand you your stuff.
- DJ Crazy Times:
- In Europe servers are paid a living wage.
- Instead of having to rely on tips.
- Which also refuses income disparity,
- Between front and back-of-house staff.
- It's mad sexy.
- Equitable!
- Homer and Ms. Biljana Electronica:
- Fifteen-twenty-twenty two.
- Don't give us more math to do.
- In August when you rent the Vespa,
- Tipping is verboten, n'est-ce pas?
- Lisa:
- Big understanding time!
- Barista make foam latte heart.
- Bart:
- Don't tip them bicycle from the Bart.
- DJ Crazy Times:
- That's Bart.
- Homer, Bart, and Lisa:
- The printed price is all that's due.
- DJ Crazy Times:
- That's fair.
- Homer, Bart, and Lisa:
- When you in Little E. UUUUUUUU!
Part two[edit]
- DJ Crazy Times:
- Little E.U., Little E.U.
- Little E.U. is the place to be in the party now.
- Homer:
- Flat priiiice!
- DJ Crazy Times:
- I'm sane, so sane.
- Ms. Biljana Electronica:
- Sir, can't you see?
- DJ Crazy Times:
- Let's look, can't you see?
- Ms. Biljana Electronica:
- Our healthcare is free.
- And they pay us enough.
- DJ Crazy Times:
- That's money.
- Ms. Biljana Electronica:
- To just hand you your stuff.
- DJ Crazy Times:
- That stuff.
- Lots of stuff.
- Don't give us more that to do,
- Math to do.
- Let's go!
- Homer, Bart, and Lisa:
- The printed price is all that's due.
- DJ Crazy Times:
- That's fair.
- Homer, Bart, and Lisa:
- When you in Little E. UUUUUUUU!
- DJ Crazy Times:
- That's the place, E.U., baby!
Behind the Laughter[edit]
"Little E.U." is a self-parody of "Planet of the Bass" by Kyle Gordon.