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| − | : | + | :Dad{talking to himself}: Lousy, rotten stinking...hate world! Eww...garbage water! |
| − | :''Garbage truck drives by Simpson residence. | + | :''Garbage truck drives by Simpson residence. Dad chases after it.'' |
| − | : | + | :Dad: Truck, stop! I have garbage! Hey, thanks for nothing you trash-eating stinkbags! |
| − | :''Truck reverses itself towards | + | :''Truck reverses itself towards Dad.'' |
:'''Garbageman #1''': What did you say? | :'''Garbageman #1''': What did you say? | ||
| − | : | + | :Dad{nervous}: Uh, gee, I do not know...there are so many people...who knows who said what? |
:'''Garbageman #2''': You called us trash-eating stinkbags. | :'''Garbageman #2''': You called us trash-eating stinkbags. | ||
:'''Garbageman #1''': Did you not learn anything from Love Day? | :'''Garbageman #1''': Did you not learn anything from Love Day? | ||
| − | : | + | :Dad: That was yesterday, morons. |
| − | :''Simpson residence. | + | :''Simpson residence. Dad enters kitchen with his pyjamas stuffed with garbage and wearing an orange rind for a hat.'' |
| − | : | + | :Dad: Good news everyone! I got in a fight with the garbagemen and as a result they are cutting us off from city santitation services! |
| − | :''' | + | :'''Mom''': Oh no! That means the garbage will pile up and we will live in a dump |
| − | : | + | :Dad: I would rather live in a dump than in a world full of snooty garbagemen! |
| − | : | + | :Girl: Dad, is this one of those situations which could be solved with a simple apology? |
| − | : | + | :Dad: Homer J. Simpson never apologizes! I am sorry, but that is just the way I am. |
| − | <hr width=50%/> | + | <hr width=50%/>:'''Mom''': Homer, that crazy lady who lives in our trash pile attacked me again. |
| − | :''' | + | :Dad: That's not how she tells it. |
| − | : | ||
| − | <hr width=50%/> | + | <hr width=50%/>:''Garbage is piling up on the front lawn of Simpson residence.'' |
| − | :''Garbage is piling up on the front lawn of Simpson residence.'' | + | :Man{talking to himself}: That is it Ned, take it easy, do not breathe in any fumes. |
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:''Garbage falls on Ned.'' | :''Garbage falls on Ned.'' | ||
| − | : | + | :Man: Homer! |
:''Homer in on second floor.'' | :''Homer in on second floor.'' | ||
| − | : | + | :Dad: Sorry Ned, I did not see you down there! |
| − | :'''Homer'''{to | + | :'''Homer'''{to the boy}: Woo hoo! Got him! |
| − | :''' | + | :'''Man''': Homer, that is what I came to speak with you about. I do not want to be a Fussy Freddy, but Maude's parents are coming to visit me next week, and my in-laws are very touchy about odors. |
| − | : | + | :Dad: Well! Then you had better seal all your windows before the sun hits Diaper Hill! |
| − | :'' | + | :''Dad motions to a pile of the baby's used diapers. The thug boy is seen atop the pile.'' |
| − | : | + | :Thug Boy: Look at me Daddy, I am king of the mountain! |
| − | :''' | + | :'''Man''': Rod! Get down from there! |
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:'''Bono''': What the!..Bloody Hell! | :'''Bono''': What the!..Bloody Hell! | ||
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| − | + | :'''Farmer (U2 Manager)''': Who are you? This is off limits. | |
| − | :''' | + | :'''Dad (with Irish Accent)''': Potato Man. |
| − | :''' | + | :'''Farmer''': Where the bloody hell have you been? Get in there! |
| − | :''' | ||
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| − | + | :''(Dad has taken over the video wall. The shots of the U2 bandmembers disappear and are replaced by Dad)'' | |
| − | :''( | + | :Dad: Hey there everyone. I know you like your music but that you are also concerned about the race for sanitation commissioner. I am here to give you the 911! |
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:''Homer walks out on stage and is booed'' | :''Homer walks out on stage and is booed'' | ||
:'''Bono''': Hold on people, he is talking about waste management! And that issue effects the whole damn planet! | :'''Bono''': Hold on people, he is talking about waste management! And that issue effects the whole damn planet! | ||
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| − | + | :''Dad wins the election. He gets the news looking at a newspaper dispenser'' | |
| − | :'' | ||
:'''Newspaper headline''': SIMPSON WINS IN LANDSLIDE. Says "crazy promises" key to victory. | :'''Newspaper headline''': SIMPSON WINS IN LANDSLIDE. Says "crazy promises" key to victory. | ||
| − | : | + | :Dad: Woo hoo! |
:'''Lisa''': Dad, are you not going to buy it? | :'''Lisa''': Dad, are you not going to buy it? | ||
| − | : | + | :Dad: 50¢? Not likely. |
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| − | + | :''An angry man comes into Dad's office'' | |
| − | :''An angry | + | :'''Thug Mayor''': Simpson, you idiot! You spent the year's budget in a month! Your department is broke! |
| − | :'''Mayor | + | :Dad: Wait! I do believe I have the perfect plan! |
| − | : | + | :'''Thug Mayor''': You had better, because those garbagemen will not work for free! |
| − | :''' | + | :Dad: D'OH! |
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| − | + | :Dad: Oh ho! Ray Patterson was right, Marge. I am crashing and burning. Crashing and burning! | |
| − | : | + | :''Mom reviews expense reports.'' |
| − | :'' | + | :'''Mom''': How on Earth could you have spent $4.6 million in one month? |
| − | :''' | + | :Dad: They let me sign checks with a stamp, Marge. A stamp! |
| − | : | + | :'''Girl''': You know, Dad, there is a lesson to be learned in all of this. Lots of big cities have garbage problems and... |
| − | :''' | + | :Dad: Woo hoo! That is it! |
| − | : | + | :''Without warning, Dad runs out of Simpson residence.'' |
| − | :''Without warning, | + | :'''Mom''': I hate it when he does that. |
| − | :''' | ||
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| − | + | :''Sanitation Commissioner's office. Dad is carrying a briefcase and is greeted by several angry garbagemen.'' | |
| − | :''Sanitation Commissioner's office. | ||
:'''Garbageman #1''': Where are our paychecks, you bum? | :'''Garbageman #1''': Where are our paychecks, you bum? | ||
:'''Head Garbageman''': My men ain't working one more minute until we get paid! | :'''Head Garbageman''': My men ain't working one more minute until we get paid! | ||
| − | :'' | + | :''Dad unhinges briefcase to show it is full of money.'' |
| − | : | + | :Dad: Would cash do? |
:'''Head Garbageman''': Would it ever! | :'''Head Garbageman''': Would it ever! | ||
| − | :'' | + | :''The thug mayor bursts into Dad's office.'' |
| − | :'''Mayor | + | :'''Thug Mayor''': Did, uh, I just hear a briefcase opening? |
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| + | :Dad: I bet you are all wondering where I got the money? | ||
| + | :'''Boy''': Selling drugs? | ||
| + | :'''Girl''': Drugs? | ||
| + | :'''Mom''': I am going to have to go with drugs, too. | ||
| + | :Dad: Close, but you are way off. | ||
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Revision as of 15:44, August 3, 2010
- Dad{talking to himself}: Lousy, rotten stinking...hate world! Eww...garbage water!
- Garbage truck drives by Simpson residence. Dad chases after it.
- Dad: Truck, stop! I have garbage! Hey, thanks for nothing you trash-eating stinkbags!
- Truck reverses itself towards Dad.
- Garbageman #1: What did you say?
- Dad{nervous}: Uh, gee, I do not know...there are so many people...who knows who said what?
- Garbageman #2: You called us trash-eating stinkbags.
- Garbageman #1: Did you not learn anything from Love Day?
- Dad: That was yesterday, morons.
- Simpson residence. Dad enters kitchen with his pyjamas stuffed with garbage and wearing an orange rind for a hat.
- Dad: Good news everyone! I got in a fight with the garbagemen and as a result they are cutting us off from city santitation services!
- Mom: Oh no! That means the garbage will pile up and we will live in a dump
- Dad: I would rather live in a dump than in a world full of snooty garbagemen!
- Girl: Dad, is this one of those situations which could be solved with a simple apology?
- Dad: Homer J. Simpson never apologizes! I am sorry, but that is just the way I am.
:Mom: Homer, that crazy lady who lives in our trash pile attacked me again.
- Dad: That's not how she tells it.
:Garbage is piling up on the front lawn of Simpson residence.
- Man{talking to himself}: That is it Ned, take it easy, do not breathe in any fumes.
- Garbage falls on Ned.
- Man: Homer!
- Homer in on second floor.
- Dad: Sorry Ned, I did not see you down there!
- Homer{to the boy}: Woo hoo! Got him!
- Man: Homer, that is what I came to speak with you about. I do not want to be a Fussy Freddy, but Maude's parents are coming to visit me next week, and my in-laws are very touchy about odors.
- Dad: Well! Then you had better seal all your windows before the sun hits Diaper Hill!
- Dad motions to a pile of the baby's used diapers. The thug boy is seen atop the pile.
- Thug Boy: Look at me Daddy, I am king of the mountain!
- Man: Rod! Get down from there!
- Bono: What the!..Bloody Hell!
- Farmer (U2 Manager): Who are you? This is off limits.
- Dad (with Irish Accent): Potato Man.
- Farmer: Where the bloody hell have you been? Get in there!
- (Dad has taken over the video wall. The shots of the U2 bandmembers disappear and are replaced by Dad)
- Dad: Hey there everyone. I know you like your music but that you are also concerned about the race for sanitation commissioner. I am here to give you the 911!
- Homer walks out on stage and is booed
- Bono: Hold on people, he is talking about waste management! And that issue effects the whole damn planet!
- Other members of U2 roll their eyes as Bono is going off on a political rant
- Larry: 'Ere we go again! Want to duck out to Moe's for a pint?
- The Edge: May I come?
- Larry: Let me think about it....No.
- The Edge: Wankers.
- Dad wins the election. He gets the news looking at a newspaper dispenser
- Newspaper headline: SIMPSON WINS IN LANDSLIDE. Says "crazy promises" key to victory.
- Dad: Woo hoo!
- Lisa: Dad, are you not going to buy it?
- Dad: 50¢? Not likely.
- An angry man comes into Dad's office
- Thug Mayor: Simpson, you idiot! You spent the year's budget in a month! Your department is broke!
- Dad: Wait! I do believe I have the perfect plan!
- Thug Mayor: You had better, because those garbagemen will not work for free!
- Dad: D'OH!
- Dad: Oh ho! Ray Patterson was right, Marge. I am crashing and burning. Crashing and burning!
- Mom reviews expense reports.
- Mom: How on Earth could you have spent $4.6 million in one month?
- Dad: They let me sign checks with a stamp, Marge. A stamp!
- Girl: You know, Dad, there is a lesson to be learned in all of this. Lots of big cities have garbage problems and...
- Dad: Woo hoo! That is it!
- Without warning, Dad runs out of Simpson residence.
- Mom: I hate it when he does that.
- Sanitation Commissioner's office. Dad is carrying a briefcase and is greeted by several angry garbagemen.
- Garbageman #1: Where are our paychecks, you bum?
- Head Garbageman: My men ain't working one more minute until we get paid!
- Dad unhinges briefcase to show it is full of money.
- Dad: Would cash do?
- Head Garbageman: Would it ever!
- The thug mayor bursts into Dad's office.
- Thug Mayor: Did, uh, I just hear a briefcase opening?
- Dad: I bet you are all wondering where I got the money?
- Boy: Selling drugs?
- Girl: Drugs?
- Mom: I am going to have to go with drugs, too.
- Dad: Close, but you are way off.
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