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:'''Homer's Brain''': OK Homer, it is time to admit to Marge your darkest secret!
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'''Homer's Brain''': This is it, Homer. It's time to tell her the terrible secret from your past.
:'''Homer''': Marge, I have a confession to make. I ate the fancy soaps you bought that you were going to give as a wedding present!
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:''Marge gasps''
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'''Homer''': Marge, I ate those fancy soaps you bought for the bathroom.
:'''Homer's Brain''': Not that one! The other deep, dark secret!
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:'''Homer''': Actually Marge, I never graduated from high school! I got an incomplete in Remedial Science 1A and failed to acquire the necessary credits for my diploma.
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'''Marge''': Oh, my God!
:'''Marge''': That still does not explain why you ate the soaps...actually, maybe it does.
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'''Homer's Brain''': No, the other secret!
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'''Homer''': Marge, I never graduated from High School.
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'''Marge''': Well, that still doesn't explain why you ate my soap. Wait, maybe it does.
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'''Grampa''': ''(writing a letter')'' Dear Mr. President, there are too many states nowadays. Please eliminate three. I am ''not'' a crackpot.
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'''Bart''': What are you going to change your name to when you grow up?
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'''Lisa''': Lois Sanborn.
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'''Bart''': Steve Bennett.
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'''Bart''': Didn't you wonder why you were getting checks for doing nothing?
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'''Grampa''': I figured it was because the Demmie-crats were back in power.
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'''Lisa's Brain''': Poor predictable Bart. Always takes 'rock'.
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'''Bart's Brain''': Good ol' 'rock'. Nuthin' beats that!
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'''Bart''': Rock!
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'''Lisa''': Paper.
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'''Bart''': D'oh!
 
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:'''Grampa''': ''(writing a letter')'' Dear Mr. President, there are too many states nowadays. Please eliminate three. I am ''not'' a crackpot.
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'''Secretary''': Is this the Abraham Simpson who wrote the Itchy and Scratchy episode?
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'''Grampa''': Ishy and what? No, you must be some kind of crazy person.
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'''Secretary''': I'm sorry, but we have a substantial check here for a Mr. Abraham Simpson.
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'''Grampa''': That's right. I did the Iggy.
 
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:'''Female Choir''': Hens love Roosters, Geese love Ganders Everyone else loves Ned Flanders!
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'''Homer''': I never passed Remedial Science 1A.
  
:'''Homer''': Not me!
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'''Marge''': And you're a nuclear technician?
  
:'''Female Choir''': Ned Flanders
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'''Homer''': Marge! Ix-nay on the uclear-nay echnician-tay.
  
:'''Ned:''' Well boy's are you ready for church?
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'''Marge''': What did you say?
  
:'''Todd:''' We're not going to church today!
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'''Homer''': I dunno. I flunked Latin, too.
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'''Grampa''': Well, whenever I'm confused, I just check my underwear. It holds the answer to all the important questions.
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'''Singers''': Hens love roosters, geese love ganders, everyone else loves Ned Flanders.
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'''Homer''': Not me!
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Everyone who counts loves Ned Flanders!
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'''Ned''': Knock that off, you two. It's time for church!
  
:'''Ned:''' And why-diddly not?!
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'''Rod''': We're not going to church today!
  
:'''Rod:''' It's Saturday!
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'''Ned''': What? You give me one good reason!
  
:'''Female Choir:'''''' '''Every one loves Ned Flanders!
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'''Todd''': It's Saturday.
  
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'''Ned''': Okely dokily-doo!
  
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'''Singers''': Hens love roosters, geese love ganders, everyone else loves Ned Flanders.
 
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'''Dondelinger''': Alright, here are your exams, fifty questions true or false.
  
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'''Homer''': True.
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'''Dondelinger''': Homer, I was just describing the test.
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'''Homer''': True.
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'''Dondelinger''': Look Homer, just take the test and you'll do fine.
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'''Homer''': False.
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'''Dondelinger''': Now, I'm going to burn this donut to show you how many calories it has.
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'''Homer''': NOOOOOOOOOOO!
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'''Dondelinger''': The bright blue flame indicates this was a particularly sweet donut.
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'''Homer''': This is not happening!
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'''Roger Meyers, Jr''': Hey, how would you kids like a tour of the studio? Abe, are you coming?
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'''Grampa''': Any stairs?
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'''Roger Meyers, Jr''': Just one.
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'''Grampa''': Nuts to you.
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'''Lisa''': Grampa, how did you take off your underwear without taking off your pants?
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'''Grampa''': I don't know!
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'''Homer''': Alright brain. You don't like me and I don't like you. But let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer
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'''Homer's Brain''': It's a deal.
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'''Dondelinger''': Welcome to Remedial Science 1A. My wife recently passed away. I thought that maybe teaching would ease my loneliness.
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'''Homer''': Will this be on the test?
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'''Dondelinger''': No!
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'''Homer''': Ohhh. (erases note from his cheat sheet)
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'''Bart''': What about Grampa? He's pretty out of it. He let those guys use his checkbook for a whole year.
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'''Bart''': Hey, Grampa, we need to know your first name.
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'''Grampa''': You're making my tombstone!?
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'''Bart''': I'll never watch an awards show again.
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'''Homer''': I discovered a meal between breakfast and brunch.
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'''Homer''': What can I say? It hasn't been easy staying in my rut.
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Revision as of 20:32, September 17, 2010


Homer's Brain: This is it, Homer. It's time to tell her the terrible secret from your past.

Homer: Marge, I ate those fancy soaps you bought for the bathroom.

Marge: Oh, my God!

Homer's Brain: No, the other secret!

Homer: Marge, I never graduated from High School.

Marge: Well, that still doesn't explain why you ate my soap. Wait, maybe it does.


Grampa: (writing a letter') Dear Mr. President, there are too many states nowadays. Please eliminate three. I am not a crackpot.


Bart: What are you going to change your name to when you grow up?

Lisa: Lois Sanborn.

Bart: Steve Bennett.


Bart: Didn't you wonder why you were getting checks for doing nothing?

Grampa: I figured it was because the Demmie-crats were back in power.


Lisa's Brain: Poor predictable Bart. Always takes 'rock'.

Bart's Brain: Good ol' 'rock'. Nuthin' beats that!

Bart: Rock!

Lisa: Paper.

Bart: D'oh!


Secretary: Is this the Abraham Simpson who wrote the Itchy and Scratchy episode?

Grampa: Ishy and what? No, you must be some kind of crazy person.

Secretary: I'm sorry, but we have a substantial check here for a Mr. Abraham Simpson.

Grampa: That's right. I did the Iggy.


Homer: I never passed Remedial Science 1A.

Marge: And you're a nuclear technician?

Homer: Marge! Ix-nay on the uclear-nay echnician-tay.

Marge: What did you say?

Homer: I dunno. I flunked Latin, too.


Grampa: Well, whenever I'm confused, I just check my underwear. It holds the answer to all the important questions.


Singers: Hens love roosters, geese love ganders, everyone else loves Ned Flanders.

Homer: Not me!

Everyone who counts loves Ned Flanders!

Ned: Knock that off, you two. It's time for church!

Rod: We're not going to church today!

Ned: What? You give me one good reason!

Todd: It's Saturday.

Ned: Okely dokily-doo!

Singers: Hens love roosters, geese love ganders, everyone else loves Ned Flanders.


Dondelinger: Alright, here are your exams, fifty questions true or false.

Homer: True.

Dondelinger: Homer, I was just describing the test.

Homer: True.

Dondelinger: Look Homer, just take the test and you'll do fine.

Homer: False.


Dondelinger: Now, I'm going to burn this donut to show you how many calories it has.

Homer: NOOOOOOOOOOO!

Dondelinger: The bright blue flame indicates this was a particularly sweet donut.

Homer: This is not happening!


Roger Meyers, Jr: Hey, how would you kids like a tour of the studio? Abe, are you coming?

Grampa: Any stairs?

Roger Meyers, Jr: Just one.

Grampa: Nuts to you.


Lisa: Grampa, how did you take off your underwear without taking off your pants?

Grampa: I don't know!


Homer: Alright brain. You don't like me and I don't like you. But let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer

Homer's Brain: It's a deal.


Dondelinger: Welcome to Remedial Science 1A. My wife recently passed away. I thought that maybe teaching would ease my loneliness.

Homer: Will this be on the test?

Dondelinger: No!

Homer: Ohhh. (erases note from his cheat sheet)


Bart: What about Grampa? He's pretty out of it. He let those guys use his checkbook for a whole year.


Bart: Hey, Grampa, we need to know your first name.

Grampa: You're making my tombstone!?


Bart: I'll never watch an awards show again.


Homer: I discovered a meal between breakfast and brunch.


Homer: What can I say? It hasn't been easy staying in my rut.