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:'''[[Kent Brockman]]:''' "But first, a look at the local holiday that was called distasteful and puerile by a panel of hillbillies, Whacking Day! In a tradition that dates back to founding father Jebediah Springfield, every May 10th local residents gathered to drive snakes into the center of town and whack them to snake heaven. ''[footage plays]'' After exposing {{w|Alger Hiss}}, Honorary Grand Marshal [[Richard Nixon]] goes after another deadly hiss." | :'''[[Kent Brockman]]:''' "But first, a look at the local holiday that was called distasteful and puerile by a panel of hillbillies, Whacking Day! In a tradition that dates back to founding father Jebediah Springfield, every May 10th local residents gathered to drive snakes into the center of town and whack them to snake heaven. ''[footage plays]'' After exposing {{w|Alger Hiss}}, Honorary Grand Marshal [[Richard Nixon]] goes after another deadly hiss." | ||
:''[Nixon accidentally repeatedly strikes a person holding a snake down for him.]'' | :''[Nixon accidentally repeatedly strikes a person holding a snake down for him.]'' | ||
| − | :'''Nixon:''' "Is Whacking Day over? ''[everyone boos]'' | + | :'''Nixon:''' "Is Whacking Day over? ''[everyone boos]'' Thank you. Thanks for coming out." |
{{Season 4 Q}} | {{Season 4 Q}} | ||
[[Category:Quotes]] | [[Category:Quotes]] | ||
Revision as of 07:57, September 14, 2010
- [Discussing Bart's expulsion from school ...]
- Marge: "What could have led Bart to this?"
- Homer: "It is difficult to explain. I believe deep inside of all of us there is an evil personification of ourselves as well as a good personifcation, and the two are locked in a never-ending fight."
- [Cut to Homer's mind. Homer's evil image, wearing a devil costume, is seen shaking maracas and dancing on a grave marked 'R.I.P. GOOD HOMER.']
- Evil Homer: [singing conga-style] "I am evil Homer! I am evil Homer!"
- Kent Brockman: "But first, a look at the local holiday that was called distasteful and puerile by a panel of hillbillies, Whacking Day! In a tradition that dates back to founding father Jebediah Springfield, every May 10th local residents gathered to drive snakes into the center of town and whack them to snake heaven. [footage plays] After exposing Alger Hiss, Honorary Grand Marshal Richard Nixon goes after another deadly hiss."
- [Nixon accidentally repeatedly strikes a person holding a snake down for him.]
- Nixon: "Is Whacking Day over? [everyone boos] Thank you. Thanks for coming out."
