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− | :'''Principal Skinner''': "Five dollars a head for admission? But last year it was free!"
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− | :'''Ticket agent''': "New ownership." (''Points out sign)''
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− | :'''''Sign''': ''DIZ-NEE HISTORICAL PARK. SORRY, BUT THERE'S PROFIT TO BE HAD.
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− | :'''Principal Skinner''': "What school can afford that?"
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− | :''A double decker bus with "Shelbyville Elementary" arrives. Shelbyville's Principal Valiant departs bus''
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− | :'''Principal Valiant''': "Here is the admission, plus a little something for you. See that they get a little extra education, will you?"
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− | :'''Principal Skinner''': "He thinks he is so hot ever since he won the Princey Awards. Those things are rigged."
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− | :'''Edna Krabappel''': "We'll Seymour I hope your happy, we've lost 5 children on this trip"
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− | :'''Principal Skinner''': "God bless the man who invented permission slips"
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− | :'''Bart''': "Skinner says the teachers will ''crack'' any minute!"
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− | :''(The teachers spread the message to one another)''
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− | :'''Teacher with glasses''': "Skinner says the teachers will ''crack'' any minute, purple monkey, dishwasher"
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− | :'''Edna''': "WELL!! We'll show him! Especially for that purple monkey, dishwasher remark!"
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− | :'''Homer''': Lousy teachers trying to palm off our kids on us!
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− | :'''Lisa''': But, Dad. By striking, they're trying to effect the change in management so that they could be more happier and more productive.
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− | :'''Homer''': Lisa! You don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in everyday and do it really half assed. That's the American way!
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