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|title = Bart Gets an F | |title = Bart Gets an F | ||
| − | |contents = :''Bart awakens and realizes he has not studied for his test today'' | + | |contents = |
| + | :''Bart awakens and realizes he has not studied for his test today'' | ||
:'''Bart''': Otto man, I have a test I am so not ready for! Could you help out your pal and crash the bus? | :'''Bart''': Otto man, I have a test I am so not ready for! Could you help out your pal and crash the bus? | ||
:'''Otto''': Whoa! Sorry Bart dude, state law prohibits me from crashing the bus on purpose. But who knows, you may get lucky and we could have an accident! | :'''Otto''': Whoa! Sorry Bart dude, state law prohibits me from crashing the bus on purpose. But who knows, you may get lucky and we could have an accident! | ||
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:'''Bart''': Who is up for a power cram session? I will go first. What was the name of the Pilgrims' ship? | :'''Bart''': Who is up for a power cram session? I will go first. What was the name of the Pilgrims' ship? | ||
:'''Sherri''': ''The Spirit of Saint Louis''. | :'''Sherri''': ''The Spirit of Saint Louis''. | ||
| − | :'''Bart''': Where was their original destination | + | :'''Bart''': Where was their original destination? |
:'''Terri''': Sunny Acapulco. | :'''Terri''': Sunny Acapulco. | ||
:'''Bart''': And why did they leave England? | :'''Bart''': And why did they leave England? | ||
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:'''Bart'''{dejectedly}: Thanks for the pep talk, poindexter. | :'''Bart'''{dejectedly}: Thanks for the pep talk, poindexter. | ||
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:''Bart in class. He is stressed at contemplating the seriousness of this situation'' | :''Bart in class. He is stressed at contemplating the seriousness of this situation'' | ||
:'''Doctor Pryor'''{echoing in Bart's mind}: I am afraid my recommendation is for Bart Simpson to repeat the fourth grade. | :'''Doctor Pryor'''{echoing in Bart's mind}: I am afraid my recommendation is for Bart Simpson to repeat the fourth grade. | ||
:'''Edna Krabappel''': Class, the topic is world literature... | :'''Edna Krabappel''': Class, the topic is world literature... | ||
:''Bart imagines the future, Edna Krabappel is now elderly'' | :''Bart imagines the future, Edna Krabappel is now elderly'' | ||
| − | :'''Edna Krabappel'''{aged}: The topic is world literature. Let us start with Treasure Island by Robert Louis Stevenson. Can anyone tell me the name of the pirate...Bart Simpson Senior? | + | :'''Edna Krabappel'''{aged}: The topic is world literature. Let us start with ''Treasure Island'' by Robert Louis Stevenson. Can anyone tell me the name of the pirate...Bart Simpson Senior? |
:''Bart is now a full-grown man'' | :''Bart is now a full-grown man'' | ||
:'''Bart Simpson Senior''': Ah lady, come on. My kid has the chicken pox, my wife has been nagging me for a new car and I need a root canal. So can you please cut me some slack and stop asking me for the name of that stupid pirate? | :'''Bart Simpson Senior''': Ah lady, come on. My kid has the chicken pox, my wife has been nagging me for a new car and I need a root canal. So can you please cut me some slack and stop asking me for the name of that stupid pirate? | ||
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:'''Edna Krabappel''': I heard that, Bart Junior! I want to see both of you after class! | :'''Edna Krabappel''': I heard that, Bart Junior! I want to see both of you after class! | ||
:'''Bart Sr & Bart Jr'''{in unison}: DOH! | :'''Bart Sr & Bart Jr'''{in unison}: DOH! | ||
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| + | :'''Bart''': Woo hoo! A snow day! Last one out is a rotten egg! | ||
| + | :''Bart is stopped by Lisa'' | ||
| + | :'''Lisa''': I heard you praying last night. You asked God to make it so that He would close the school and He did. I do not know much about the existance of God, but I do know this; He is a force more powerful than Mom and Dad put together and you owe Him big. | ||
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[[Category:Quotes]] | [[Category:Quotes]] | ||
