Difference between revisions of "Homer Goes to College/Quotes"
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:''[At college, [[Homer]]'s three nerd friends ([[Benjamin]], [[Doug]], and [[Gary (Nerd)]] have just been expelled.]'' | :''[At college, [[Homer]]'s three nerd friends ([[Benjamin]], [[Doug]], and [[Gary (Nerd)]] have just been expelled.]'' | ||
:'''Benjamin''': "Don't worry, Mr. Simpson. We can take care of ourselves." | :'''Benjamin''': "Don't worry, Mr. Simpson. We can take care of ourselves." | ||
| − | :'' | + | :''[As the nerds stand outside the college's front gate, [[Snake]] comes up to them.]'' |
:'''Snake''': "Uh, wallet inspector." | :'''Snake''': "Uh, wallet inspector." | ||
:'''Gary''': "Oh, well. Here you go. ''[The nerds hand over their wallets.]'' I believe everything's in order." | :'''Gary''': "Oh, well. Here you go. ''[The nerds hand over their wallets.]'' I believe everything's in order." | ||
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:''[On being accepted to college, [[Homer]] burns his high school diploma, then dances around while the fire spreads.]'' | :''[On being accepted to college, [[Homer]] burns his high school diploma, then dances around while the fire spreads.]'' | ||
:'''Homer''': "I am so smart. I am so smart. I am so smart. S-M-R-T ... Uh, I mean S-M-A-R-T." | :'''Homer''': "I am so smart. I am so smart. I am so smart. S-M-R-T ... Uh, I mean S-M-A-R-T." | ||
Revision as of 11:09, May 24, 2010
- [At college, Homer's three nerd friends (Benjamin, Doug, and Gary (Nerd) have just been expelled.]
- Benjamin: "Don't worry, Mr. Simpson. We can take care of ourselves."
- [As the nerds stand outside the college's front gate, Snake comes up to them.]
- Snake: "Uh, wallet inspector."
- Gary: "Oh, well. Here you go. [The nerds hand over their wallets.] I believe everything's in order."
- Snake: "Whoah. I can't believe that worked!" [runs off with their wallets]
- Homer: [seeing what happened] "Hey ... that's not the wallet inspector."
- [On being accepted to college, Homer burns his high school diploma, then dances around while the fire spreads.]
- Homer: "I am so smart. I am so smart. I am so smart. S-M-R-T ... Uh, I mean S-M-A-R-T."
