Difference between revisions of "Homer Goes to College/Quotes"
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| − | :'''Nerd''': "Don't worry, Mr. Simpson. We | + | :''[At college, [[Homer]]'s three nerd friends ([[Benjamin]], [[Doug]], and [[Gary (Nerd)]] have just been expelled.]'' |
| + | :'''Benjamin''': "Don't worry, Mr. Simpson. We can take care of ourselves." | ||
:''([[Snake]] comes up to them)'' | :''([[Snake]] comes up to them)'' | ||
:'''Snake''': "Uh, wallet inspector." | :'''Snake''': "Uh, wallet inspector." | ||
| − | :''' | + | :'''Gary''': "Oh, well. Here you go. ''[The nerds hand over their wallets.]'' I believe everything's in order." |
| − | :'''Snake''': " | + | :'''Snake''': "Whoah. I can't believe that worked!" ''[runs off with their wallets]'' |
| − | :'''Homer''': '' | + | :'''Homer''': ''[seeing what happened]'' "Hey ... that's not the wallet inspector." |
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| − | :'''Homer''': "I am so smart. I am so smart. I am so smart. S-M-R-T | + | :''[On being accepted to college, [[Homer] burns his high school diploma, then dances around while the fire spreads.]'' |
| + | :'''Homer''': "I am so smart. I am so smart. I am so smart. S-M-R-T ... Uh, I mean S-M-A-R-T." | ||
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[[Category:Quotes]] | [[Category:Quotes]] | ||
Revision as of 11:07, May 24, 2010
- [At college, Homer's three nerd friends (Benjamin, Doug, and Gary (Nerd) have just been expelled.]
- Benjamin: "Don't worry, Mr. Simpson. We can take care of ourselves."
- (Snake comes up to them)
- Snake: "Uh, wallet inspector."
- Gary: "Oh, well. Here you go. [The nerds hand over their wallets.] I believe everything's in order."
- Snake: "Whoah. I can't believe that worked!" [runs off with their wallets]
- Homer: [seeing what happened] "Hey ... that's not the wallet inspector."
- [On being accepted to college, [[Homer] burns his high school diploma, then dances around while the fire spreads.]
- Homer: "I am so smart. I am so smart. I am so smart. S-M-R-T ... Uh, I mean S-M-A-R-T."
