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Difference between revisions of "Cape Feare/Quotes"

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:'''Official''': "No one who speaks German could be an evil man."
 
:'''Official''': "No one who speaks German could be an evil man."
  
<hr width=50%/>'''Sideshow Bob: "'''Hello Bart!"
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:'''Sideshow Bob: "'''Hello Bart!"
 
:'''Bart: "'''Mom, Dad!"
 
:'''Bart: "'''Mom, Dad!"
 
:'''Sideshow Bob: "'''Your family can't help you now."
 
:'''Sideshow Bob: "'''Your family can't help you now."
''(The rest of the family, including Santa's Little Helper and Snowball II, are tied up)''
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:''(The rest of the family, including Santa's Little Helper and Snowball II, are tied up)''
 
:'''[[Lisa]]''': ''(seeing Homer asleep with some drool)'' "OH NO! Dad's been drugged!"
 
:'''[[Lisa]]''': ''(seeing Homer asleep with some drool)'' "OH NO! Dad's been drugged!"
 
:'''[[Marge]]''': ''(annoyed)'' "No, he hasn't!"
 
:'''[[Marge]]''': ''(annoyed)'' "No, he hasn't!"
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: '''[[Sideshow Bob]]''': "Now, Bart, any last requests?"
 
: '''[[Sideshow Bob]]''': "Now, Bart, any last requests?"
 
: '''[[Bart Simpson]]''': ''(sees a sign that says "Springfield 15 Mi" pass behind Bob, decides to buy himself some time)'' "Well, there was one, but... Naah, forget it."
 
: '''[[Bart Simpson]]''': ''(sees a sign that says "Springfield 15 Mi" pass behind Bob, decides to buy himself some time)'' "Well, there was one, but... Naah, forget it."
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:(later)
 
:(later)
 
:''"I'm called Little Buttercup, poor Little Buttercup, though I could never tell why..." ''
 
:''"I'm called Little Buttercup, poor Little Buttercup, though I could never tell why..." ''
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:(later)
 
:(later)
 
:'''Sideshow Bob:''' ''..."What never?" ''
 
:'''Sideshow Bob:''' ''..."What never?" ''
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:'''Bart:'''"Hardly ever!
 
:'''Bart:'''"Hardly ever!
 
: '''Bart and Sideshow Bob''': ''"He's hardly ever sick at sea..."''
 
: '''Bart and Sideshow Bob''': ''"He's hardly ever sick at sea..."''
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: (later)
 
: (later)
 
: '''Sideshow Bob''': ''"... For he himself has said it, and it's clearly to his credit, that he is an Englishman. He remai-hains ah-han Eh-heh-heh-heh-heh-hengLISHman!"'' (spoken) And now (''draws his sword'') the final curtain..."(''walks towards Bart. The boat hits a rock and Bob is sent flying''. ''[[Clancy Wiggum|Chief Wiggum]] [[Eddie and Lou|and other policemen are]] on shore in their bathrobes'')
 
: '''Sideshow Bob''': ''"... For he himself has said it, and it's clearly to his credit, that he is an Englishman. He remai-hains ah-han Eh-heh-heh-heh-heh-hengLISHman!"'' (spoken) And now (''draws his sword'') the final curtain..."(''walks towards Bart. The boat hits a rock and Bob is sent flying''. ''[[Clancy Wiggum|Chief Wiggum]] [[Eddie and Lou|and other policemen are]] on shore in their bathrobes'')

Revision as of 14:05, September 7, 2010


Blue-Haired Lawyer: "But isn't it true that you have the words 'Die, Bart, Die' tattooed across your chest?"
Bob: "Heavens No! That's German for 'the Bart, the'."
Official: "No one who speaks German could be an evil man."

Sideshow Bob: "Hello Bart!"
Bart: "Mom, Dad!"
Sideshow Bob: "Your family can't help you now."
(The rest of the family, including Santa's Little Helper and Snowball II, are tied up)
Lisa: (seeing Homer asleep with some drool) "OH NO! Dad's been drugged!"
Marge: (annoyed) "No, he hasn't!"

Sideshow Bob: "Now, Bart, any last requests?"
Bart Simpson: (sees a sign that says "Springfield 15 Mi" pass behind Bob, decides to buy himself some time) "Well, there was one, but... Naah, forget it."
Sideshow Bob: "No, go on."
Bart Simpson: "It's just that you have such a beautiful voice..."
Sideshow Bob: "Guilty as charged."
Bart Simpson: "Uh huh. Anyway, I was wondering if you could sing the entire score of the "H.M.S. Pinafore."
Sideshow Bob: "Very well, Bart. I shall send you to Heaven before I send you to Hell. and a 1 and a 2 and (singing) We sail the ocean blue, and our saucy ship's a beauty. We are sober men and true, and attentive to our duty..."
(later)
"I'm called Little Buttercup, poor Little Buttercup, though I could never tell why..."
(later)
Sideshow Bob: ..."What never?"
Bart: "No never."
Sideshow Bob: "What never?"
Bart:"Hardly ever!
Bart and Sideshow Bob: "He's hardly ever sick at sea..."
(later)
Sideshow Bob: "... For he himself has said it, and it's clearly to his credit, that he is an Englishman. He remai-hains ah-han Eh-heh-heh-heh-heh-hengLISHman!" (spoken) And now (draws his sword) the final curtain..."(walks towards Bart. The boat hits a rock and Bob is sent flying. Chief Wiggum and other policemen are on shore in their bathrobes)
Chief Wiggum: (cocks his gun) "Hold it right there, Sideshow Bob. You're under arrest."
Sideshow Bob: "By Lucifer's beard!"
Chief Wiggum: "Uh, yeah. It's a good thing you drifted by this brothel."


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