Difference between revisions of "Cape Feare/Quotes"
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:'''[[Marge]]''': ''(annoyed)'' "No, he hasn't!" | :'''[[Marge]]''': ''(annoyed)'' "No, he hasn't!" | ||
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| − | + | : '''[[Sideshow Bob]]''': "Now, Bart, any last requests?" | |
| − | : '''[[Sideshow Bob]]''': Now, Bart, any last requests? | + | : '''[[Bart Simpson]]''': ''(sees a sign that says "Springfield 15 Mi" pass behind Bob, decides to buy himself some time)'' "Well, there was one, but... Naah, forget it." |
| − | : '''[[Bart Simpson]]''': | + | : '''Sideshow Bob''': "No, go on." |
| − | + | : '''Bart Simpson''': "It's just that you have such a beautiful voice..." | |
| − | : '''Sideshow Bob''': No, go on. | + | : '''Sideshow Bob''': "Guilty as charged." |
| − | + | : '''Bart Simpson''': "Uh huh. Anyway, I was wondering if you could sing the entire score of the "H.M.S. Pinafore." | |
| − | + | : '''Sideshow Bob''': "Very well, Bart. I shall send you to Heaven before I send you to Hell. and a 1 and a 2 and ''(singing) We sail the ocean blue, and our saucy ship's a beauty. We are sober men and true, and attentive to our duty..."'' | |
| − | : '''Bart Simpson''': It's just that you have such a beautiful voice... | + | :(later) |
| − | + | :''"I'm called Little Buttercup, poor Little Buttercup, though I could never tell why..." '' | |
| − | + | :(later) | |
| − | : '''Sideshow Bob''': Guilty as charged. | + | :'''Sideshow Bob:''' ''..."What never?" '' |
| − | + | :'''Bart:''' ''"No never."'' | |
| − | + | :'''Sideshow Bob:''' ''"What never?"'' | |
| − | : '''Bart Simpson''': Uh huh. Anyway, I was wondering if you could sing the entire score of the "H.M.S. Pinafore." | + | :'''Bart:'''"Hardly ever!'' |
| − | + | : '''Bart and Sideshow Bob''': ''"He's hardly ever sick at sea..."'' | |
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| − | : '''Sideshow Bob''': Very well, Bart. I shall send you to Heaven before I send you to Hell. and a 1 and a 2 and | + | : '''Sideshow Bob''': ''"... For he himself has said it, and it's clearly to his credit, that he is an Englishman. He remai-hains ah-han Eh-heh-heh-heh-heh-hengLISHman!"'' (spoken) And now (''draws his sword'') the final curtain..."(''walks towards Bart. The boat hits a rock and Bob is sent flying''. ''[[Clancy Wiggum|Chief Wiggum]] [[Eddie and Lou|and other policemen are]] on shore in their bathrobes'') |
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| − | : '''Bart and Sideshow Bob''': "He's hardly ever sick at sea..." | ||
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| − | : '''Sideshow Bob''': "... For he himself has said it, and it's clearly to his credit, that he is an Englishman. He remai-hains ah-han Eh-heh-heh-heh-heh-hengLISHman!" (spoken) And now (''draws his sword'') the final curtain...(''walks towards Bart. The boat hits a rock and Bob is sent flying''. ''[[Clancy Wiggum|Chief Wiggum]] [[Eddie and Lou|and other policemen are]] on shore in their bathrobes'') | ||
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| − | : '''Chief Wiggum: '''(''cocks his gun'') Hold it right there, Sideshow Bob. You're under arrest. | + | : '''Chief Wiggum: '''(''cocks his gun'') "Hold it right there, Sideshow Bob. You're under arrest." |
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| − | : '''Sideshow Bob: '''By Lucifer's beard! | + | : '''Sideshow Bob: '''"By Lucifer's beard!" |
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| − | : '''Chief Wiggum: '''Uh, yeah. It's a good thing you drifted by this brothel. | + | : '''Chief Wiggum: '''"Uh, yeah. It's a good thing you drifted by this brothel." |
{{Season 5 Q}} | {{Season 5 Q}} | ||
[[Category:Quotes]] | [[Category:Quotes]] | ||
Revision as of 07:29, June 20, 2010
- Blue-Haired Lawyer: "But isn't it true that you have the words 'Die, Bart, Die' tattooed across your chest?"
- Bob: "Heavens No! That's German for 'the Bart, the'."
- Official: "No one who speaks German could be an evil man."
:Sideshow Bob: Hello Bart!
- Bart: Mom, Dad!
- Sideshow Bob: Your family can't help you now.
:(Lisa finds Homer drooling heavily, sleeping)
- Sideshow Bob: "Now, Bart, any last requests?"
- Bart Simpson: (sees a sign that says "Springfield 15 Mi" pass behind Bob, decides to buy himself some time) "Well, there was one, but... Naah, forget it."
- Sideshow Bob: "No, go on."
- Bart Simpson: "It's just that you have such a beautiful voice..."
- Sideshow Bob: "Guilty as charged."
- Bart Simpson: "Uh huh. Anyway, I was wondering if you could sing the entire score of the "H.M.S. Pinafore."
- Sideshow Bob: "Very well, Bart. I shall send you to Heaven before I send you to Hell. and a 1 and a 2 and (singing) We sail the ocean blue, and our saucy ship's a beauty. We are sober men and true, and attentive to our duty..."
- (later)
- "I'm called Little Buttercup, poor Little Buttercup, though I could never tell why..."
- (later)
- Sideshow Bob: ..."What never?"
- Bart: "No never."
- Sideshow Bob: "What never?"
- Bart:"Hardly ever!
- Bart and Sideshow Bob: "He's hardly ever sick at sea..."
- (later)
- Sideshow Bob: "... For he himself has said it, and it's clearly to his credit, that he is an Englishman. He remai-hains ah-han Eh-heh-heh-heh-heh-hengLISHman!" (spoken) And now (draws his sword) the final curtain..."(walks towards Bart. The boat hits a rock and Bob is sent flying. Chief Wiggum and other policemen are on shore in their bathrobes)
- Chief Wiggum: (cocks his gun) "Hold it right there, Sideshow Bob. You're under arrest."
- Sideshow Bob: "By Lucifer's beard!"
- Chief Wiggum: "Uh, yeah. It's a good thing you drifted by this brothel."
