Difference between revisions of "Homer the Heretic/Quotes"
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:''Apu shows Homer his handmade shrine'' | :''Apu shows Homer his handmade shrine'' | ||
:'''Homer''': "Hey Ganesh, want a peanut?" | :'''Homer''': "Hey Ganesh, want a peanut?" | ||
| − | :'''Apu''': "Please do not offer | + | :'''Apu''': "Please do not offer my god a peanut." |
| − | <hr width=50%/> | + | <hr width=50%/>:''Homer wakes up to find himself in a burning building'' |
| − | :''Homer wakes up to find himself in a burning building'' | ||
:'''Homer''': "Ahh! What do I do? What do I do?" [cough cough] "Oh, the song. The song!" | :'''Homer''': "Ahh! What do I do? What do I do?" [cough cough] "Oh, the song. The song!" | ||
:[sings] ''When the fire starts to burn,'' | :[sings] ''When the fire starts to burn,'' | ||
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:[realizes] ''D'oh!'' | :[realizes] ''D'oh!'' | ||
| − | <hr width=50%/> | + | <hr width=50%/>:'''Homer''':" Flanders, you saved me! Why?" |
| − | :'''Homer''':" Flanders, you saved me! Why?" | ||
:'''Ned''': "Heck! You'd'a done the same for me." | :'''Ned''': "Heck! You'd'a done the same for me." | ||
:''Homer imagines Ned trapped and screaming for help, while he lounges in his hammock, laughing'' | :''Homer imagines Ned trapped and screaming for help, while he lounges in his hammock, laughing'' | ||
:'''Homer''': "That's right, old friend." | :'''Homer''': "That's right, old friend." | ||
| − | <hr width=50%/> | + | <hr width=50%/>:'''Homer''': "What's the meaning of life?" |
| − | :'''Homer''': "What's the meaning of life?" | ||
:'''God''': "Homer, I can't tell you that. You'll find out when you die." | :'''God''': "Homer, I can't tell you that. You'll find out when you die." | ||
:'''Homer''': "I can't wait that long!" | :'''Homer''': "I can't wait that long!" | ||
Revision as of 09:35, July 9, 2010
- Homer: "Hey Apu, why are you not in church?"
- Apu: "Oh, but I am in church! I have built a small shrine to Ganesh, the Hindu god of wisdom in the employee's lounge."
- Apu shows Homer his handmade shrine
- Homer: "Hey Ganesh, want a peanut?"
- Apu: "Please do not offer my god a peanut."
:Homer wakes up to find himself in a burning building
- Homer: "Ahh! What do I do? What do I do?" [cough cough] "Oh, the song. The song!"
- [sings] When the fire starts to burn,
- There's a lesson you must learn.
- Something something, then you'll see:
- You'll avoid catastrophe!
- [realizes] D'oh!
:Homer:" Flanders, you saved me! Why?"
- Ned: "Heck! You'd'a done the same for me."
- Homer imagines Ned trapped and screaming for help, while he lounges in his hammock, laughing
- Homer: "That's right, old friend."
:Homer: "What's the meaning of life?"
- God: "Homer, I can't tell you that. You'll find out when you die."
- Homer: "I can't wait that long!"
- God: "You can't wait six months?"
