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'''Krusty: '''(grimly) There's someone out there in Krustyland who has committed an atrocity! If you know who cut off Jebediah's head...I don't care if if's your brother, your sister, your daddy or your mommy...(cheerfully) Turn 'em in and Krusty will send you a free slide-whistle just like Sideshow Bob!! | '''Krusty: '''(grimly) There's someone out there in Krustyland who has committed an atrocity! If you know who cut off Jebediah's head...I don't care if if's your brother, your sister, your daddy or your mommy...(cheerfully) Turn 'em in and Krusty will send you a free slide-whistle just like Sideshow Bob!! | ||
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'''Bart: '''Dad, can I borrow five bucks? | '''Bart: '''Dad, can I borrow five bucks? | ||
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Jimbo:Naw that was cloud talk. Throwing stones is one thing but I would never cut off the head of a guy who killed a bear with his own hands. Whats in the bag Bart
Bart:Uhhhh.
Jimbo:I said whats in the bag Bart!
Janey: Will my dog Pepper be there?
Miss Albright: I'm sorry but the answer is no.
Janey: Why not?
Miss Albright: Because Heaven is for people.
Lisa: What about my cat Snowball?
Miss Albright: I'm sorry but the answer is no!
Bart: Uh, maam. What if you're a really really good person and you've been in a really really bad fight and your leg gets gangrene and it has to be amputated, Will it be waiting for you in Heaven?
Miss Albright: For the last time Bart, Yes!!!
Krusty: (grimly) There's someone out there in Krustyland who has committed an atrocity! If you know who cut off Jebediah's head...I don't care if if's your brother, your sister, your daddy or your mommy...(cheerfully) Turn 'em in and Krusty will send you a free slide-whistle just like Sideshow Bob!!
Bart: Dad, can I borrow five bucks?
Homer: I hope you're not planning on seeing a certain movie starring certain Space Mutants that a certain mother didn't want you to see. (laughs)
Bart: (laughs) Perish the thought!
Homer: (handing Bart five dollars) Here you go son. "Share the wealth" that's what I always say!___________________________________________________________________________________________________________
