Difference between revisions of "Homer's Barbershop Quartet/Quotes"
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| − | :'''[[Mayor Quimby]]''': Welcome, swappers, to the Springfield Swap Meet. Ich bin ein Springfield Swap Meet patron! | + | :'''[[Mayor Quimby]]''': "Welcome, swappers, to the Springfield Swap Meet. Ich bin ein Springfield Swap Meet patron!" |
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| − | + | :'''George Harrison''': ''(responding to the Be Sharps' rooftop concert)'' "It's been done." | |
| − | :'''George Harrison''': ''(responding to the Be Sharps' rooftop concert)'' It's been done. | ||
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:''(Comic Book Guy puts the "Melvin and the Squirrel" record on.)'' | :''(Comic Book Guy puts the "Melvin and the Squirrel" record on.)'' | ||
:'''Record''': "Stuck a feather in his cap and called it Rice-a-Roni." "MEL-VIN!" | :'''Record''': "Stuck a feather in his cap and called it Rice-a-Roni." "MEL-VIN!" | ||
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| − | + | :'''Apu''': "Apu Nahasapeemapetilon." | |
| − | :'''Apu''': Apu Nahasapeemapetilon. | + | :'''Nigel''': "Hmm. Never fit on a marquee, love. From now on, your name is Apu de Beaumarche." |
| − | :'''Nigel''': Hmm. Never fit on a marquee, love. From now on, your name is Apu de Beaumarche. | + | :'''Apu''': "That is a great dishonor to my ancestors and God...but okay." |
| − | :'''Apu''': That is a great dishonor to my ancestors and God...but okay. | ||
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:''(Homer addresses the crowd after finishing the B-Sharps New York performance)'' | :''(Homer addresses the crowd after finishing the B-Sharps New York performance)'' | ||
| − | :'''Homer''': I'd like to introduce you all to a very special woman. She's 200 years old, 500 feet tall, and weighs 400...(''winks'') Tons. | + | :'''Homer''': "I'd like to introduce you all to a very special woman. She's 200 years old, 500 feet tall, and weighs 400..."(''winks'') "Tons." |
| − | :'''Man in Crowd''': This gigantic woman will devour us all! YAAAAGH! (''Jumps into River'') | + | :'''Man in Crowd''':" This gigantic woman will devour us all! YAAAAGH! "(''Jumps into River'') |
| − | :'''Homer''': I meant the statue. | + | :'''Homer''': "I meant the statue." |
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:''(Chief Wiggum shoots the TV)'' | :''(Chief Wiggum shoots the TV)'' | ||
| − | :'''Sarah Wiggum:''' Clancy, use the remote. | + | :'''Sarah Wiggum:''' "Clancy, use the remote." |
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| − | + | :'''Abe''': "That's my son up there!" | |
| − | :'''Abe''': That's my son up there! | + | :'''Jasper''': "What, the balding fatass?" |
| − | :'''Jasper''': What, the balding fatass? | + | :'''Abe''': "Uh, no, the [[wikipedia:Hindu|Hindu]] guy." |
| − | :'''Abe''': Uh, no, the [[wikipedia:Hindu|Hindu]] guy. | + | :'''Homer''': ''(after singing Baby On Board for the final time)'' "I'd like to thank you on behalf of the group, and I hope we passed the auditions." ''(this is what John Lennon said after the Beatles' rooftop performance)'' |
| − | :'''Homer''': (after singing | ||
:''(The crowd and the B-Sharps all laugh loudly)'' | :''(The crowd and the B-Sharps all laugh loudly)'' | ||
| − | :'''Barney''': Ha-ha-ha-ha. Ha-ha... I don't get it. | + | :'''Barney''': "Ha-ha-ha-ha. Ha-ha... I don't get it." |
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[[Category:Quotes]] | [[Category:Quotes]] | ||
Revision as of 20:22, March 23, 2010
- Mayor Quimby: "Welcome, swappers, to the Springfield Swap Meet. Ich bin ein Springfield Swap Meet patron!"
- George Harrison: (responding to the Be Sharps' rooftop concert) "It's been done."
- (Comic Book Guy puts the "Melvin and the Squirrel" record on.)
- Record: "Stuck a feather in his cap and called it Rice-a-Roni." "MEL-VIN!"
- Apu: "Apu Nahasapeemapetilon."
- Nigel: "Hmm. Never fit on a marquee, love. From now on, your name is Apu de Beaumarche."
- Apu: "That is a great dishonor to my ancestors and God...but okay."
- (Homer addresses the crowd after finishing the B-Sharps New York performance)
- Homer: "I'd like to introduce you all to a very special woman. She's 200 years old, 500 feet tall, and weighs 400..."(winks) "Tons."
- Man in Crowd:" This gigantic woman will devour us all! YAAAAGH! "(Jumps into River)
- Homer: "I meant the statue."
- (Chief Wiggum shoots the TV)
- Sarah Wiggum: "Clancy, use the remote."
- Abe: "That's my son up there!"
- Jasper: "What, the balding fatass?"
- Abe: "Uh, no, the Hindu guy."
- Homer: (after singing Baby On Board for the final time) "I'd like to thank you on behalf of the group, and I hope we passed the auditions." (this is what John Lennon said after the Beatles' rooftop performance)
- (The crowd and the B-Sharps all laugh loudly)
- Barney: "Ha-ha-ha-ha. Ha-ha... I don't get it."
