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*'''August 4th''': In an effort to improve the power plant’s profits, Mr. Burns decides to turn on his Alternate Universe Computer to start bringing in cheap, undocumented labor. Things are going great until the newly hired help flees the terrible working conditions, and Mr. Burns has no choice but to bring in a detective from the same portal to bring them back. The Alternate Universe Computer soon destabilizes, though, and starts opening up portals to the Simpsons multi-verse, not only bringing in Homers of every shape and size, but also Evil Godmother Burns who’s got her sights set on total multi-verse domination! It’s now up to the merry band of multi-verse Homers to team up and put a stop to the godmother.
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*'''September 15th''': Who knew the solution to our problems was MORE Homers? But it looks like they saved the day once again. Or they just took credit for something Lisa probably did. Here’s the real question, why is this town always on the brink of destruction? That’s got to be affecting their property values. What’s next for Springfield? Probably not a boring zoning meeting. That’s for sure.
::Workers are lazy. Robots are pricey. But alternative reality Homers will work for donuts on the dollar! Mr. Burns has over-exploited this timeline, so he’s moving on to the multiverse. But as my Aunt Carol always said: “Don't mess with the time-space continuum,” and dark forces are soon unleashed in Springfield. Will the army of dimwitted Homers be able to save the town? Will there be enough donuts to feed them all? And was it wrong for us to have Carol committed?
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::Find all about the update in the {{TOCU|Breakout Bounty}} event page!
:::Who's black, white, and too fat for this trench coat? That's right - Noir Homer. He likes his crimes like he likes his eggs - hard boiled.
 
::::Imagine Homer if he came out of a 90s game console! We already did that one? Well, what about 80s? Phew, we'll go with that then.
 
:::::Better get home before midnight! Those surge prices will really GOURD you. Yeah, I'll see myself out
 
::::::The majestic unicorn with its glimmering white fur, its shimmering horn, its- oh God! It's breathing fire! Holy guacamole, what hellspawn is this!?!
 
:::::::This magical place has everything you want - if you only want giant fruits and veggies. It CANNOT and we cannot stress this enough provide happiness.
 
::::::::Hai! The Simpsons are getting into anime. The only game in town where shows have more seasons than we do.
 
:::::::::That's the way the cookie crumbles. Which is actually why this castle isn't structurally sound.
 
::::::::::Find all about the update in the {{TOCU|Into the Simpsonsverse}} event page!
 
 
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Revision as of 17:24, September 14, 2021

  • September 15th: Who knew the solution to our problems was MORE Homers? But it looks like they saved the day once again. Or they just took credit for something Lisa probably did. Here’s the real question, why is this town always on the brink of destruction? That’s got to be affecting their property values. What’s next for Springfield? Probably not a boring zoning meeting. That’s for sure.
Find all about the update in the Breakout Bounty event page!