Difference between revisions of "Elementary School of the Apes/Quotes"

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Homer: You wanated to see me, Mr. Burns?

Mr. Burns: Yes, now close the door! I'm not paying to heat the entire power plant!

Waylon Smithers: Well... technically you are, sir. But the funds go directly back to you.

Mr. Burns: God bless America!

Dr. Nick: Hi, everybody!

Krusty the Clown, Bart, and Lisa: Hi, Dr. Nick!

Lisa: Aren't you just a people doctor?

Dr. Nick: I can fake more than one medical degree!

Krusty: Good work today, kid!

Bart: Thanks. Now ehere's the zipper on this costume?

Krusty: The zipper made it take too long to get on and off, so we super-glued you into it. Just keep wearing it until Mr. Teeny is better!

Bart: But I have to go to school!

Krusty: I'm sure the kids will understaaand!

Lisa: So how realstic do you want this Mars rocket to be?

Homer: Better than Elon Musk's.

Lisa: Oooh! A challenge! Okay, we're going to need solar-panel as a long-term fuel source!

Lisa: Did you care at all about what we doing? The science?

Homer: Lisa, don't tell Bart this, but one of the reasons I like spending time with you is I always end up feeling smarter afterwards.

Lisa: How do you feel after you spend time with Bart?

Homer: Lucky to be alive.