Difference between revisions of "Railroaded!/Quotes"
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} But I don't understand why we couldn't fly! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Fly? Why pay that much to be packed in like sardines? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} ''[thinking]'' Mmm... sardines. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Oh my, I guess we'll have to sit separated. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Old Jack]]}} And you'll have to check the baby, ma'am. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} But Maggie doesn't need changing. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Old Jack}} I mean you'll have to check the baby in the carry-on lagguage area! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} I'll just have her sit on my lap. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Old Jack}} She'll have to be on your shoulders, ma'am. The woman in 27-A needs your lap for her boa constrictor! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Arlo Guthrie was right. When you're riding the rails, all the towns look alike. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} There's a reason for that... ...we haven't left the station yet! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} As I live and breath, it's Bart Simpson! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Martin Prince]]}} Martin?! Nobody told me this was a geek train! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} I'm proud of you, Bart. It's like the Underground Railroad! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} It looked pretty above ground to me! | |
Revision as of 15:40, May 14, 2021
- Bart: But I don't understand why we couldn't fly!
- Homer: Fly? Why pay that much to be packed in like sardines?
- Homer: [thinking] Mmm... sardines.
- Marge: Oh my, I guess we'll have to sit separated.
- Old Jack: And you'll have to check the baby, ma'am.
- Marge: But Maggie doesn't need changing.
- Old Jack: I mean you'll have to check the baby in the carry-on lagguage area!
- Marge: I'll just have her sit on my lap.
- Old Jack: She'll have to be on your shoulders, ma'am. The woman in 27-A needs your lap for her boa constrictor!
- Lisa: Arlo Guthrie was right. When you're riding the rails, all the towns look alike.
- Bart: There's a reason for that... ...we haven't left the station yet!
- Bart: As I live and breath, it's Bart Simpson!
- Martin Prince: Martin?! Nobody told me this was a geek train!
- Lisa: I'm proud of you, Bart. It's like the Underground Railroad!
- Bart: It looked pretty above ground to me!
