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− | + | {{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} Springfield, needs you, Simpson! | |
− | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} My family needs me too, chief! And they love me too much for me to go back to my old life! | |
− | + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Actually, we're fine with it! | |
− | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} "Love" is a pretty strong word. | |
− | + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Go ahead, dad. | |
− | + | {{qf|Homer}} [SIGH!] I keep trying to get out, but they keep pulling me back in! | |
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− | + | {{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Homer, are you up for a little good cop, bad cop? | |
− | + | {{qf|Homer}} I [MUNCH!] sure am! | |
− | + | {{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Okay, tell us the truth about where you got the syrup and there won't be any trouble. | |
− | + | {{qf|Homer}} That's right. Just tell us what we want to know, and we'll take you Krustyburger. | |
− | + | {{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Wow, that does sound goo. Yeah, we'll take you to Krustyburger for burgers and fries. | |
− | + | {{qf|Homer}} And milkshakes. | |
− | + | {{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Right! Extra-large milkshakes! | |
− | + | {{qf|[[Jimbo Jones]]}} I'm confused, which of you is the bad cop again? | |
− | + | {{qf|Homer}} I don't remember. | |
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− | + | {{qf|Chief Wiggum}} What's the problem? | |
− | + | {{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} Well, I was having Smithers here train my hounds for the Iditarod. It's-- | |
− | + | {{qf|Homer}} Oh, I think we all know what an idiot Rod is! | |
− | + | {{qf|Mr. Burns}} You know that it's an annual dog sled race tat runs from Anchorage to Nome, Alaska? | |
− | + | {{qf|Homer}} Yes. I didn't think we were talking about Ned Flanders' kid at all. | |
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− | + | {{qf|Homer}} Why is it freezing in here? | |
− | + | {{qf|[[Grampa]]}} Because this is a cheap dump where ungrateful children leave their parentes! | |
− | + | {{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Whoah! And I thought it was cold before! | |
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− | + | {{qf|Homer}} Barney was the one who gave the expired Suqishee syrup to those kids, who gave the bacon to Burns' dogs, and who turned down the heat at the rest home! | |
− | + | {{qf|Chief Wiggum}} What? But Why?? | |
− | + | {{qf|Homer}} So Mr. Plow would be busy all day, and he could start up his Plow King business again with no competition! | |
− | + | {{qf|[[Barney Gumble]]}} You got me! I faked all those crimes! | |
− | + | {{qf|Chief Wiggum}} That's amazing detective work, Simpson! How'd you do it? | |
− | + | {{qf|Homer}} When I got bored I went online. Barney's been live tweeting all of this on his Plow King page! There are picture and everything. | |
− | + | {{qf|Barney}} There's no thing as bad publicity! [BRAAAP!] | |
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Revision as of 10:54, May 13, 2021
- Chief Wiggum: Springfield, needs you, Simpson!
- Homer: My family needs me too, chief! And they love me too much for me to go back to my old life!
- Marge: Actually, we're fine with it!
- Bart: "Love" is a pretty strong word.
- Lisa: Go ahead, dad.
- Homer: [SIGH!] I keep trying to get out, but they keep pulling me back in!
- Chief Wiggum: Homer, are you up for a little good cop, bad cop?
- Homer: I [MUNCH!] sure am!
- Chief Wiggum: Okay, tell us the truth about where you got the syrup and there won't be any trouble.
- Homer: That's right. Just tell us what we want to know, and we'll take you Krustyburger.
- Chief Wiggum: Wow, that does sound goo. Yeah, we'll take you to Krustyburger for burgers and fries.
- Homer: And milkshakes.
- Chief Wiggum: Right! Extra-large milkshakes!
- Jimbo Jones: I'm confused, which of you is the bad cop again?
- Homer: I don't remember.
- Chief Wiggum: What's the problem?
- Mr. Burns: Well, I was having Smithers here train my hounds for the Iditarod. It's--
- Homer: Oh, I think we all know what an idiot Rod is!
- Mr. Burns: You know that it's an annual dog sled race tat runs from Anchorage to Nome, Alaska?
- Homer: Yes. I didn't think we were talking about Ned Flanders' kid at all.
- Homer: Why is it freezing in here?
- Grampa: Because this is a cheap dump where ungrateful children leave their parentes!
- Chief Wiggum: Whoah! And I thought it was cold before!
- Homer: Barney was the one who gave the expired Suqishee syrup to those kids, who gave the bacon to Burns' dogs, and who turned down the heat at the rest home!
- Chief Wiggum: What? But Why??
- Homer: So Mr. Plow would be busy all day, and he could start up his Plow King business again with no competition!
- Barney Gumble: You got me! I faked all those crimes!
- Chief Wiggum: That's amazing detective work, Simpson! How'd you do it?
- Homer: When I got bored I went online. Barney's been live tweeting all of this on his Plow King page! There are picture and everything.
- Barney: There's no thing as bad publicity! [BRAAAP!]