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:'''[[Marge]]:''' But if I put the hydrangea next to the hosta, it will detract from the posies.
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{{qf|[[Marge]]}} But if I put the hydrangea next to the hosta, it will detract from the posies.
:'''[[Homer]]:''' Pfft! Posies shmosies! Right, boy?!
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Pfft! Posies shmosies! Right, boy?!
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Right. Shmosies.
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{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Right. Shmosies.
:'''[[Marge]]:''' So, you don't like my flowers?!
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{{qf|Marge}} So, you don't like my flowers?!
:'''[[Homer]]:''' Correction. I don't like your girly weeds.
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{{qf|Homer}} Correction. I don't like your girly weeds.
:'''[[Marge]]:''' Then maybe you could do it better!
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{{qf|Marge}} Then maybe you could do it better!
:'''[[Homer]]:''' Maybe I will! More man-plants! And you can never spread enough maure! Right, boy?!
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{{qf|Homer}} Maybe I will! More man-plants! And you can never spread enough maure! Right, boy?!
:'''[[Bart]]:''' You've made it your life's work.
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{{qf|Bart}} You've made it your life's work.
:'''[[Homer]]:''' Done and done!
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{{qf|Homer}} Done and done!
:'''Sign:''' The next day...
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{{qf|Sign}} The next day...
:'''Sign:''' The day after that....
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{{qf|Sign}} The day after that....
:'''[[Homer]]:''' I think we need some posies.
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{{qf|Homer}} I think we need some posies.

Revision as of 12:22, May 9, 2021



Marge: But if I put the hydrangea next to the hosta, it will detract from the posies.
Homer: Pfft! Posies shmosies! Right, boy?!
Bart: Right. Shmosies.
Marge: So, you don't like my flowers?!
Homer: Correction. I don't like your girly weeds.
Marge: Then maybe you could do it better!
Homer: Maybe I will! More man-plants! And you can never spread enough maure! Right, boy?!
Bart: You've made it your life's work.
Homer: Done and done!
Sign: The next day...
Sign: The day after that....
Homer: I think we need some posies.