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*'''January 20th''': Head to Springfield's premier maximum-security weight loss spa where the workouts are as grueling as the food is gruel.
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*'''February 3rd''': Romance comes alive in Springfield – a bit too literally! Marge’s characters from her novel have stepped off the page and into the hustle and bustle of a modern era where cars have replaced horses, 90% of gossip is now digital, and tuberculosis is… on the rise actually! But when Marge’s thinly veiled protagonist, Temperance Barrows, falls for Artie Ziff, Marge must pen some new chapters lest her leading lady lives unhappily ever after.
::If you want to hang with the Tab, you better bring a six-pack - and it better be ON your stomach and not IN your stomach.
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::Moe's famous Love Tester has arrived! Whether you score a Casanova or a cold fish, the results will be shocking! (Seriously, don't use it when wet.)
:::At the Screaming Monkey Medical Research Center we put the fun in pharmaceutical research. We also put the shady ethics and iffy morals in there too.
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:::::Find all about the newest event in the {{TOCU|Love and War}} page!
::::What has one beak, no thumbs, eight tentacles, and the ability to say "Polly is an abomination of nature"? The Octoparrot, of course!
 
:::::Find all about the newest event in the {{TOCU|New Year New You}} page!
 
 
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  • February 3rd: Romance comes alive in Springfield – a bit too literally! Marge’s characters from her novel have stepped off the page and into the hustle and bustle of a modern era where cars have replaced horses, 90% of gossip is now digital, and tuberculosis is… on the rise actually! But when Marge’s thinly veiled protagonist, Temperance Barrows, falls for Artie Ziff, Marge must pen some new chapters lest her leading lady lives unhappily ever after.
Moe's famous Love Tester has arrived! Whether you score a Casanova or a cold fish, the results will be shocking! (Seriously, don't use it when wet.)
Find all about the newest event in the Love and War page!