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*'''December 9th''': All praise the Leader! The Movementarians are back in town and ready to recruit Homer back to Blisstonia with the promise of endless gruel, shapeless robes, and questionable spaceship rides. Will Homer fall prey to this cult once again? Can Marge save both Christmas AND Homie’s soul? Will she ever be appreciated for all her hard work? The answer to that last question is definitely not! | *'''December 9th''': All praise the Leader! The Movementarians are back in town and ready to recruit Homer back to Blisstonia with the promise of endless gruel, shapeless robes, and questionable spaceship rides. Will Homer fall prey to this cult once again? Can Marge save both Christmas AND Homie’s soul? Will she ever be appreciated for all her hard work? The answer to that last question is definitely not! | ||
| − | ::Find all about the newest event in the {{TOCU|Clash of Creeds: Christmas Royale}} page! | + | ::Nothing says magical moment like a Mall Santa. Oh, did we say magical moment? We meant disillusioned façade. |
| + | :::This off-brand, knock-off Santa has everything the real Santa has and more! Like more DUIs, more filed complaints, and more crying kids! | ||
| + | ::::Enjoy all the thrills of consumerism without the oppression of a roof at the Towne Centre at Springfielde Glenne! When it rains, you pour out money! | ||
| + | :::::Find all about the newest event in the {{TOCU|Clash of Creeds: Christmas Royale}} page! | ||
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Revision as of 03:30, December 18, 2020
- December 9th: All praise the Leader! The Movementarians are back in town and ready to recruit Homer back to Blisstonia with the promise of endless gruel, shapeless robes, and questionable spaceship rides. Will Homer fall prey to this cult once again? Can Marge save both Christmas AND Homie’s soul? Will she ever be appreciated for all her hard work? The answer to that last question is definitely not!
- Nothing says magical moment like a Mall Santa. Oh, did we say magical moment? We meant disillusioned façade.
- This off-brand, knock-off Santa has everything the real Santa has and more! Like more DUIs, more filed complaints, and more crying kids!
- Enjoy all the thrills of consumerism without the oppression of a roof at the Towne Centre at Springfielde Glenne! When it rains, you pour out money!
- Find all about the newest event in the Clash of Creeds: Christmas Royale page!
- Enjoy all the thrills of consumerism without the oppression of a roof at the Towne Centre at Springfielde Glenne! When it rains, you pour out money!
- This off-brand, knock-off Santa has everything the real Santa has and more! Like more DUIs, more filed complaints, and more crying kids!
- Nothing says magical moment like a Mall Santa. Oh, did we say magical moment? We meant disillusioned façade.
