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::::::Unlock and upgrade the Great Plains habitat today. Just because plains are great doesn’t mean they can’t be greater. | ::::::Unlock and upgrade the Great Plains habitat today. Just because plains are great doesn’t mean they can’t be greater. | ||
::Unlock & upgrade the Warmongers habitat to unleash Armored Monkeys and Flame-Throwing Anteaters. What’s that sound? Oh, just Mother Nature weeping. | ::Unlock & upgrade the Warmongers habitat to unleash Armored Monkeys and Flame-Throwing Anteaters. What’s that sound? Oh, just Mother Nature weeping. | ||
| + | :::The Giant Lobster Scorpion is available now! We provide the bib and clarified butter, you provide the abject terror. | ||
| + | ::::Drop that shofar, pick up Tapped Out and celebrate Rosh Hashanah with the return of Rabbi Krustofsky, Jewish Heaven & more! Challah back, ya’ll! | ||
::Find all about the new event in the {{TOCU|Moe's Ark}} page! | ::Find all about the new event in the {{TOCU|Moe's Ark}} page! | ||
Revision as of 17:06, September 10, 2018
- August 1st: It’s time to rebuild the Springfield Zoo! Finally, an excuse for the town’s perpetual aroma of manure and rampant exotic diseases.
- Did you know that Emus can run at 30mph, are the 2^nd^ largest bird, and are fluent in Portuguese? Ok, two out of three. Build the Emu Experience now!
- Yes, “feral” has been used to describe many of Springfield’s children, but this time we really mean it! Get the Zoo Gift Shop Mystery Box now!
- It’s Take-Your-Daughter-To-Work-And-Hope-She-Doesn’t-Replace-You Day. Brittany Brockman is in Springfield to get the scoop and beat her dad to air.
- Yes, “feral” has been used to describe many of Springfield’s children, but this time we really mean it! Get the Zoo Gift Shop Mystery Box now!
- Build and upgrade the Big Cat Country habitat today and then watch as all the lions and tigers just sleep in the box the habitat came in.
- I say “Donuts!” and you say “Armed Babies Out for Revenge!” Donuts!...Did you say it? Get a new outfit for Maggie + 100 Bonus Donuts today!
- Get Sarah Wiggum and the Springfield Aquarium today! Just don’t mix up the boxed wine and the fish tanks. One’s for drinking and one’s for staring.
- The Lost City of Atlantis has been found… in the Tapped Out store! Take that, Pacific Ocean!
- Unlock and upgrade the Great Plains habitat today. Just because plains are great doesn’t mean they can’t be greater.
- The Lost City of Atlantis has been found… in the Tapped Out store! Take that, Pacific Ocean!
- Get Sarah Wiggum and the Springfield Aquarium today! Just don’t mix up the boxed wine and the fish tanks. One’s for drinking and one’s for staring.
- I say “Donuts!” and you say “Armed Babies Out for Revenge!” Donuts!...Did you say it? Get a new outfit for Maggie + 100 Bonus Donuts today!
- Unlock & upgrade the Warmongers habitat to unleash Armored Monkeys and Flame-Throwing Anteaters. What’s that sound? Oh, just Mother Nature weeping.
- The Giant Lobster Scorpion is available now! We provide the bib and clarified butter, you provide the abject terror.
- Drop that shofar, pick up Tapped Out and celebrate Rosh Hashanah with the return of Rabbi Krustofsky, Jewish Heaven & more! Challah back, ya’ll!
- The Giant Lobster Scorpion is available now! We provide the bib and clarified butter, you provide the abject terror.
- Find all about the new event in the Moe's Ark page!
- Did you know that Emus can run at 30mph, are the 2^nd^ largest bird, and are fluent in Portuguese? Ok, two out of three. Build the Emu Experience now!
