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::Drop and give me 50 chuckles and 100 guffaws. Corporal Punishment is back in town and on a mission to make you laugh! Get this commando clown today! | ::Drop and give me 50 chuckles and 100 guffaws. Corporal Punishment is back in town and on a mission to make you laugh! Get this commando clown today! | ||
:::Tina Ballerina pirouettes her way into Springfield and jetés all over Krusty’s heart! Get her today and find out what she pliés on. | :::Tina Ballerina pirouettes her way into Springfield and jetés all over Krusty’s heart! Get her today and find out what she pliés on. | ||
| + | ::::Happy 4th of July! Celebrate America the American way with a patriotic Mystery Box filled with anything from Ex-Presidents to chain stores! | ||
::Find all about the new event in the {{TOCU|Itchy & Scratchy Land}} page! | ::Find all about the new event in the {{TOCU|Itchy & Scratchy Land}} page! | ||
Revision as of 18:10, July 4, 2018
- May 30th: Itchy & Scratchy are fighting and biting their way into The Simpsons: Tapped Out! Will Springfield survive the dysfunctional duo? Play and find out!
- It’s glaze for days! Celebrate Homer’s favorite holiday – no, not you, Arbor Day – and get bonus Donuts with every purchase! Woo Hoo!
- Want to scratch your tiny shampoo itch? Stay at Ms. Mouse’s Cartoon Motel. Hey, it’s just as real as anything else in Springfield…
- Give a teen the gift of soul-crushing employment. Recruit the Squeaky Voiced Teen as your new park attendant & watch the spark drain from his eyes.
- Get the redneck matriarch Maw Spuckler for FREE when you purchase a Truckload of Donuts. We promise that’s no slack-jawed jokel.
- Give a teen the gift of soul-crushing employment. Recruit the Squeaky Voiced Teen as your new park attendant & watch the spark drain from his eyes.
- Want to scratch your tiny shampoo itch? Stay at Ms. Mouse’s Cartoon Motel. Hey, it’s just as real as anything else in Springfield…
- Which name is more common? BORT or BART? Sure, we could just look at the census data, but this is more fun. VOTE today!
- Get the redneck matriarch Maw Spuckler for FREE when you purchase a Truckload of Donuts. We promise that’s no slack-jawed jokel.
- FBI legend J. Edgar Hoover has come to town to investigate the “gay agenda.” Will he make arrests or put on a dress? Could be both!
- Get something special, extra special, in the Pride Mystery Box - whether it’s a unicorn, a Two-nicorn, or just a new hangout spot.
- Get the Roger Meyers Story today and honor a man who conned his way to the top. Remember: “Good artists borrow, great artists steal.” – Roger Meyers Sr.
- Get something special, extra special, in the Pride Mystery Box - whether it’s a unicorn, a Two-nicorn, or just a new hangout spot.
- FBI legend J. Edgar Hoover has come to town to investigate the “gay agenda.” Will he make arrests or put on a dress? Could be both!
- Get the redneck matriarch Maw Spuckler for FREE when you purchase a Truckload of Donuts. We promise that’s no slack-jawed jokel.
- Drop and give me 50 chuckles and 100 guffaws. Corporal Punishment is back in town and on a mission to make you laugh! Get this commando clown today!
- Tina Ballerina pirouettes her way into Springfield and jetés all over Krusty’s heart! Get her today and find out what she pliés on.
- Happy 4th of July! Celebrate America the American way with a patriotic Mystery Box filled with anything from Ex-Presidents to chain stores!
- Tina Ballerina pirouettes her way into Springfield and jetés all over Krusty’s heart! Get her today and find out what she pliés on.
- Find all about the new event in the Itchy & Scratchy Land page!
- It’s glaze for days! Celebrate Homer’s favorite holiday – no, not you, Arbor Day – and get bonus Donuts with every purchase! Woo Hoo!
