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:::Want to scratch your tiny shampoo itch? Stay at Ms. Mouse’s Cartoon Motel. Hey, it’s just as real as anything else in Springfield… | :::Want to scratch your tiny shampoo itch? Stay at Ms. Mouse’s Cartoon Motel. Hey, it’s just as real as anything else in Springfield… | ||
::::Give a teen the gift of soul-crushing employment. Recruit the Squeaky Voiced Teen as your new park attendant & watch the spark drain from his eyes. | ::::Give a teen the gift of soul-crushing employment. Recruit the Squeaky Voiced Teen as your new park attendant & watch the spark drain from his eyes. | ||
| + | :::::Get the redneck matriarch Maw Spuckler for FREE when you purchase a Truckload of Donuts. We promise that’s no slack-jawed jokel. | ||
::::Find all about the new event in the {{TOCU|Itchy & Scratchy Land}} page! | ::::Find all about the new event in the {{TOCU|Itchy & Scratchy Land}} page! | ||
Revision as of 09:08, June 14, 2018
- May 30th: Itchy & Scratchy are fighting and biting their way into The Simpsons: Tapped Out! Will Springfield survive the dysfunctional duo? Play and find out!
- It’s glaze for days! Celebrate Homer’s favorite holiday – no, not you, Arbor Day – and get bonus Donuts with every purchase! Woo Hoo!
- Want to scratch your tiny shampoo itch? Stay at Ms. Mouse’s Cartoon Motel. Hey, it’s just as real as anything else in Springfield…
- Give a teen the gift of soul-crushing employment. Recruit the Squeaky Voiced Teen as your new park attendant & watch the spark drain from his eyes.
- Get the redneck matriarch Maw Spuckler for FREE when you purchase a Truckload of Donuts. We promise that’s no slack-jawed jokel.
- Find all about the new event in the Itchy & Scratchy Land page!
- Give a teen the gift of soul-crushing employment. Recruit the Squeaky Voiced Teen as your new park attendant & watch the spark drain from his eyes.
- Want to scratch your tiny shampoo itch? Stay at Ms. Mouse’s Cartoon Motel. Hey, it’s just as real as anything else in Springfield…
- It’s glaze for days! Celebrate Homer’s favorite holiday – no, not you, Arbor Day – and get bonus Donuts with every purchase! Woo Hoo!
