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::::::Real life deserves a rockin’ soundtrack. Unlock the Music Automaton on the prize track and enjoy your own theme song! Hope no one’s name is Orange! | ::::::Real life deserves a rockin’ soundtrack. Unlock the Music Automaton on the prize track and enjoy your own theme song! Hope no one’s name is Orange! | ||
:::::::The Mystery Boxes have it all – monsters, mutants and haunted houses!... No word on your parents’ respect though. | :::::::The Mystery Boxes have it all – monsters, mutants and haunted houses!... No word on your parents’ respect though. | ||
| + | ::::::::Get the Walking Kwik-E-Mart – the convenience store that comes to you. Save a bundle on gas money, and use it to pay for the cars it smashes. | ||
| + | ::::::::You’ve heard of Unicorn frappes, bagels & cake but what about a Unicorn Wizard? He’s not edible (we think) but he is useful (we hope). Get him today! | ||
| + | ::The monster hunting continues in Act 2! Fat Tony would like to remind you that it’s MONSTER hunting not mobster hunting. | ||
| + | :::Some Trolls live under bridges, others harass people online, and this one sleeps behind the bar – unlock the Crawl Troll in Act 2 today! | ||
| + | ::::Two’s a party and three’s a crowd, especially when you’re all attached to one body. Capture Bully-vern for your town. | ||
| + | :::::Who’s got a trick up his sleeve? And maybe a dove. Plus scarves. Shoot, where’s that non-refundable rabbit? The Great Raymondo is available now! | ||
| + | ::::::From Monkey Paws to Cursed Dolls, the Evil Shopkeeper has everything you need, including delicious cursed frozen yogurt! Brain freeze guaranteed! | ||
| + | :::::::From nightmares to monsters to Milhouses, the Halloween Mystery Box is full of treats! No tricks, we promise! Unless this is part of the trick? | ||
| + | ::::::::Even magicians need to cut loose from cutting women in half. Get the Magic Palace in the store today and enjoy the magic of happy hour! | ||
| + | ::Complete your Troll set with Barfy Troll! Tickle his belly and he’ll barf! Comb his hair and he’ll barf! Leave him alone and… I think you get it. | ||
| + | :::Maybe it’s magic, maybe it’s science, maybe you took too much cold medicine? Whatever the reason, Sorcerer Frink will leave you astonished! | ||
::Find all about the new event in the {{TOCU|Treehouse of Horror XXVIII}} page! | ::Find all about the new event in the {{TOCU|Treehouse of Horror XXVIII}} page! | ||
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Revision as of 18:26, November 3, 2017
- October 3rd: Trade in your pens and papers for quills and parchment and get ready to go to the new Magical Academy! Keep your laptops though. We’re not insane.
- Magical mayhem and mystical beasts have appeared, and Springfield needs an 8-year-old hero! No, not you Lisa. Sit down. Get Angelica Button now!
- Mystical beasts are running rampant! Send your townsfolk on missions to capture the beasts and turn them on the evil sorcerer. You know, easy stuff.
- Without peasants, who would carry the pitchforks? Who will be squashed in battle? Whose houses will be burnt down by dragons? Get yours today!
- Justice isn’t blind, it just lacks depth perception! Get the new Cy-cop Wiggops in the store today! He’s got his eye on the donuts.
- Real life deserves a rockin’ soundtrack. Unlock the Music Automaton on the prize track and enjoy your own theme song! Hope no one’s name is Orange!
- The Mystery Boxes have it all – monsters, mutants and haunted houses!... No word on your parents’ respect though.
- Get the Walking Kwik-E-Mart – the convenience store that comes to you. Save a bundle on gas money, and use it to pay for the cars it smashes.
- You’ve heard of Unicorn frappes, bagels & cake but what about a Unicorn Wizard? He’s not edible (we think) but he is useful (we hope). Get him today!
- The Mystery Boxes have it all – monsters, mutants and haunted houses!... No word on your parents’ respect though.
- Real life deserves a rockin’ soundtrack. Unlock the Music Automaton on the prize track and enjoy your own theme song! Hope no one’s name is Orange!
- Justice isn’t blind, it just lacks depth perception! Get the new Cy-cop Wiggops in the store today! He’s got his eye on the donuts.
- Without peasants, who would carry the pitchforks? Who will be squashed in battle? Whose houses will be burnt down by dragons? Get yours today!
- Mystical beasts are running rampant! Send your townsfolk on missions to capture the beasts and turn them on the evil sorcerer. You know, easy stuff.
- The monster hunting continues in Act 2! Fat Tony would like to remind you that it’s MONSTER hunting not mobster hunting.
- Some Trolls live under bridges, others harass people online, and this one sleeps behind the bar – unlock the Crawl Troll in Act 2 today!
- Two’s a party and three’s a crowd, especially when you’re all attached to one body. Capture Bully-vern for your town.
- Who’s got a trick up his sleeve? And maybe a dove. Plus scarves. Shoot, where’s that non-refundable rabbit? The Great Raymondo is available now!
- From Monkey Paws to Cursed Dolls, the Evil Shopkeeper has everything you need, including delicious cursed frozen yogurt! Brain freeze guaranteed!
- From nightmares to monsters to Milhouses, the Halloween Mystery Box is full of treats! No tricks, we promise! Unless this is part of the trick?
- Even magicians need to cut loose from cutting women in half. Get the Magic Palace in the store today and enjoy the magic of happy hour!
- From nightmares to monsters to Milhouses, the Halloween Mystery Box is full of treats! No tricks, we promise! Unless this is part of the trick?
- From Monkey Paws to Cursed Dolls, the Evil Shopkeeper has everything you need, including delicious cursed frozen yogurt! Brain freeze guaranteed!
- Who’s got a trick up his sleeve? And maybe a dove. Plus scarves. Shoot, where’s that non-refundable rabbit? The Great Raymondo is available now!
- Two’s a party and three’s a crowd, especially when you’re all attached to one body. Capture Bully-vern for your town.
- Some Trolls live under bridges, others harass people online, and this one sleeps behind the bar – unlock the Crawl Troll in Act 2 today!
- Complete your Troll set with Barfy Troll! Tickle his belly and he’ll barf! Comb his hair and he’ll barf! Leave him alone and… I think you get it.
- Maybe it’s magic, maybe it’s science, maybe you took too much cold medicine? Whatever the reason, Sorcerer Frink will leave you astonished!
- Find all about the new event in the Treehouse of Horror XXVIII page!
- Magical mayhem and mystical beasts have appeared, and Springfield needs an 8-year-old hero! No, not you Lisa. Sit down. Get Angelica Button now!
