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:::::::::Man’s best friend just got an upgrade! Get Frink’s Robot Dog in the store today. It’s like owning a real dog except that it can clean up after itself. | :::::::::Man’s best friend just got an upgrade! Get Frink’s Robot Dog in the store today. It’s like owning a real dog except that it can clean up after itself. | ||
::::::::::She can’t run in our election – since we’ve already got one woman and one cartoon – but get President Lisa today and she can run Springfield! | ::::::::::She can’t run in our election – since we’ve already got one woman and one cartoon – but get President Lisa today and she can run Springfield! | ||
+ | ::There’s only one mind that could match Professor Stephen Hawking’s - his own! The mastermind behind the robot invasion is revealed as Mecha Hawk! | ||
+ | :::The Crazy Plane is here, but to board, you need to go through the crazy TSA – so take off your shoes and put them on your hands. In the store now! | ||
::Find all about the new event in the {{TOCU|SciFi}} page! | ::Find all about the new event in the {{TOCU|SciFi}} page! | ||
*'''July 26th''': If the mountain won’t come to you, then… blow a hole in it! Build the Monorail Tunnel to connect your tracks from Springfield to Springfield Heights! | *'''July 26th''': If the mountain won’t come to you, then… blow a hole in it! Build the Monorail Tunnel to connect your tracks from Springfield to Springfield Heights! | ||
::What do you call a monorail that comes back twice? A Duo-rail! Play today and unlock the Rail Yard and build your own train. | ::What do you call a monorail that comes back twice? A Duo-rail! Play today and unlock the Rail Yard and build your own train. | ||
:::Find all about the new update in the {{TOCU|Dilapidated Rail Yard}} page! | :::Find all about the new update in the {{TOCU|Dilapidated Rail Yard}} page! |
Revision as of 16:16, September 16, 2016
- August 16th: What’s Professor Stephen Hawking, Science Monthly’s “Smartest Man Alive”, doing in Odor Monthly’s “Smelliest City”? Play today and find out!
- What could possibly go wrong when an army of robots comes to town? Other than the obvious oil, battery, and wrench shortage. Play today and find out!
- The entertainment of tomorrow arrives today! Get the Holo-Theater on the prize track & enjoy a movie WITHOUT a screen (sticky floors may still apply).
- Can’t afford Atlantis? Craft Homer’s Dream House and enjoy the underwater life without the overhead of water!
- Rockstar Maggie’s traveled back in time to bring us what we really need. Oh, no, not a cure for cancer – that would’ve been good. It’s rock and roll!
- Do you remember Mr. Burns’ secret to immortality? A human head & robot body! Get Robo Burns and Doggy Smithers in The Simpsons: Tapped Out today! #TBT
- Black holes aren’t the only way to get around in the multi-verse! The Portal to Rigel 7 is back in the store for a limited time!
- Recruit Sgt. Skinner in your fight with the robots, and let this doppelganger steal your heart, and maybe your identity.
- Black holes aren’t the only way to get around in the multi-verse! The Portal to Rigel 7 is back in the store for a limited time!
- Do you remember Mr. Burns’ secret to immortality? A human head & robot body! Get Robo Burns and Doggy Smithers in The Simpsons: Tapped Out today! #TBT
- Rockstar Maggie’s traveled back in time to bring us what we really need. Oh, no, not a cure for cancer – that would’ve been good. It’s rock and roll!
- Can’t afford Atlantis? Craft Homer’s Dream House and enjoy the underwater life without the overhead of water!
- The entertainment of tomorrow arrives today! Get the Holo-Theater on the prize track & enjoy a movie WITHOUT a screen (sticky floors may still apply).
- Pseudoscience still has science in the name! Join Professor Stephen Hawking in Act 2 as he unravels the secrets of the PolyVac and the robot invaders!
- Ladybot is in the store today. Is she an agent in the robot revolution? Or just a ‘girl’ looking to live her life? Find out today!
- Get Mooch Bart on the prize track and see if a glimpse of his rattail-rocking, Hawaiian-shirt-clad future will make Bart re-think his present!
- Get the Big Digi-Ben in the store and enjoy those hourly robot wrecking EMP blasts with the confidence you never had with an analog Big Ben.
- Homer is a man of excess – excess food, excess beers, excess Homers…? Which dimensional duplicate of Homer is your favorite? Tell us in the comments below!
- Last chance to get those Mechanical Ants in the store. Not only are they great for robot invasions but also destroying Springfield Elementary!
- Some say time is circular - especially when it comes to the oval office. #FBF to when Lisa was President and get her on the prize track in #TSTO now.
- Man’s best friend just got an upgrade! Get Frink’s Robot Dog in the store today. It’s like owning a real dog except that it can clean up after itself.
- She can’t run in our election – since we’ve already got one woman and one cartoon – but get President Lisa today and she can run Springfield!
- Man’s best friend just got an upgrade! Get Frink’s Robot Dog in the store today. It’s like owning a real dog except that it can clean up after itself.
- Some say time is circular - especially when it comes to the oval office. #FBF to when Lisa was President and get her on the prize track in #TSTO now.
- Last chance to get those Mechanical Ants in the store. Not only are they great for robot invasions but also destroying Springfield Elementary!
- Homer is a man of excess – excess food, excess beers, excess Homers…? Which dimensional duplicate of Homer is your favorite? Tell us in the comments below!
- Get the Big Digi-Ben in the store and enjoy those hourly robot wrecking EMP blasts with the confidence you never had with an analog Big Ben.
- Get Mooch Bart on the prize track and see if a glimpse of his rattail-rocking, Hawaiian-shirt-clad future will make Bart re-think his present!
- Ladybot is in the store today. Is she an agent in the robot revolution? Or just a ‘girl’ looking to live her life? Find out today!
- There’s only one mind that could match Professor Stephen Hawking’s - his own! The mastermind behind the robot invasion is revealed as Mecha Hawk!
- The Crazy Plane is here, but to board, you need to go through the crazy TSA – so take off your shoes and put them on your hands. In the store now!
- Find all about the new event in the SciFi page!
- What could possibly go wrong when an army of robots comes to town? Other than the obvious oil, battery, and wrench shortage. Play today and find out!
- July 26th: If the mountain won’t come to you, then… blow a hole in it! Build the Monorail Tunnel to connect your tracks from Springfield to Springfield Heights!
- What do you call a monorail that comes back twice? A Duo-rail! Play today and unlock the Rail Yard and build your own train.
- Find all about the new update in the Dilapidated Rail Yard page!
- What do you call a monorail that comes back twice? A Duo-rail! Play today and unlock the Rail Yard and build your own train.