Difference between revisions of "The Princess Principle/Quotes"

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Princess Precious: Lisa, you and I are meant to be together.

Lisa: Yes. I feel that, too!

Princess Precious: Let us run free and wild, eschewing this provincial backwater!

Lisa: Wow! You're not just a pretty face... you have terrific vocabulary!

Princess Precious: Our minds are as one! I even like "Itchy and Scratchy!"

Lisa: You're perfect! I love you!

Bart: Since when do you go for the sugar and spice, Lis?

Lisa: I need these things in order to enhance my creative potential.

Bart: Yeah... whatever. Hey, what's that? A free pony? Sweet! That thing would make mowing the lawn a breeze!

Lisa: No way!

Homer: Hey!! What're you doing with my bowling ball bag?

Bart: I'm building a robot. Awesome, isn't it?

Homer: I'm impressed, boy. What will it do?

Bart: Homer, if all goes well, I will never have to now the lawn again.

Lisa: Holy hannah! Look at all those gorgeous costumes!

Marge: What's going on? Is there a princess convention in town?

Lisa: Groan... I 'm never going to win that contest.

Marge: What contest, honey?

Lisa: The Pincess Ponypalooza. They're giving away a free pony for the best princess costume.

Marge: You did a wonderful thing, Lisa, giving Precious to the pony protection people.

Lisa: She'll play in green pastures and never have to wear a saddle or harness as long as she lives.,

Bart: If ponies weren't meant to carry people, how come saddles fit them so good?

Homer: Yeah!