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== How The Group Formed & Broke Up ==
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== Kyle Smith ==
  
  
After Homer sees Professor August and Marge together, Homer reforms his R&B group only with a different type of music: Guitar Rock Utilizing Nihilist Grunge Energy or GRUNGE. His band is then named Sadgasm.  Marge heard Homer sing Politically Incorrect and didn't like the song at all, so she breaks up with Homer to be with Prof. August.
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Kyle Smith is a douchebag elf that things he's cool. HE'S NOT COOL!!!!!
 
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He has Big Ears
But when Professor August started to have disagreements with Marge, Marge left him too.  She then heard the song Margerine on a music video program and she realized how much he loved her, but the program was interrupted by a news bulletin revealing that the group had broken up and the Homer was on drugs.
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He Smells
 
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He has the sadest name ever
Arriving at Homer's house, she saw a syringe and flushed it down the toilet, but it turned out that it wasn't drugs.  It was insulin for Homer's Diabetes.  The two were back together again soon after and Homer was too happy to grunge again.
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He plays with Santas balls
  
 
== Lyrics ==
 
== Lyrics ==

Revision as of 02:57, September 29, 2008

About

Sadgasm is what your mum does in bed every night SO HAHAHAHA

Your Mum is a lesbian

Kyle Smith

Kyle Smith is a douchebag elf that things he's cool. HE'S NOT COOL!!!!! He has Big Ears He Smells He has the sadest name ever He plays with Santas balls

Lyrics

Politically Incorrect

Pain is brown
Hate is white
Love is black
Stab the night
Kingdom of numb
Closet of hurt
Feelings are dumb
Kisses are dirt

Shave Me

Razorblade of apathy
Shave me with your irony
Shave me! Shave me!

Brain Freeze

Rasin bread with apple source
Tony Danzer, he's the boss
Brain freeze! Brain freeze!
Brain freeze! Brain freeze!

Margerine

Spread yellow gunk on my pancake heart,
Country churned girl in my grocery cart.
I paid for her dreams, she taught me to cry,
Like watery knives, like rain from my eyes.
I can't believe you're not mine,
I can't believe you're not mine.
Margerine. Margerine. Margerine!
Margerine!
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