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:'''{{ch|Britney Spears}}:'''  And I'm teen sensation, [[Britney Spears]]. ''[loud applause]''
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:'''{{ch|Britney Spears}}:'''  And I'm teen sensation, Britney Spears. ''[loud applause]''
:'''Kent Brockman:''' And I'm Kent Brockman. ''[no applause; Kent gestures to [[Britney Spears]]'' With [[Britney Spears]]! ''[wild applause]''
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Kent Brockman: Hi, I'm Kent Brockman. [polite applause]
Britney Spears: And I'm teen sensation, Britney Spears. [loud applause]
Kent Brockman: And I'm Kent Brockman. [no applause; Kent gestures to Britney Spears] With Britney Spears! [wild applause]

Doctor: You are the sickest man in the United States. You have everything.
Mr. Burns: You mean I have pneumonia?
Doctor: Yes.
Mr. Burns: Juvenile diabetes?
Doctor: Yes.
Mr. Burns: Hysterical pregnancy?
Doctor: Uh . . . a little bit, yes.

Pirate Captain: Set a course for hidden pirate island, AKA Hong Kong!

Homer: Are you friendly pirates?
Pirate Captain: Uhh, not really, no.

Pirate: Looks like another homosexual party boat. They always have such nice things!

Lisa: Ah, it's good to be home.
Homer: I don't know; after living like a billionaire, this place is kind of a dump.
Bart: Nah, it's not so bad. Here, we can spit on the floor. [spits on the floor]

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