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− | :''' | + | :'''Kent Brockman:''' Hi, I'm Kent Brockman. ''[polite applause]'' |
− | :'''{{ch|Britney Spears}}:''' And I'm teen sensation, Britney Spears. ''[loud applause]'' | + | :'''{{ch|Britney Spears}}:''' And I'm teen sensation, [[Britney Spears]]. ''[loud applause]'' |
− | :'''Kent Brockman:''' And I'm Kent Brockman. ''[no applause; Kent gestures to Britney Spears]'' With [[Britney Spears]]! ''[wild applause]'' | + | :'''Kent Brockman:''' And I'm Kent Brockman. ''[no applause; Kent gestures to [[Britney Spears]]'' With [[Britney Spears]]! ''[wild applause]'' |
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:'''Doctor:''' You are the sickest man in the United States. You have everything. | :'''Doctor:''' You are the sickest man in the United States. You have everything. |
Revision as of 13:35, April 22, 2012
- Kent Brockman: Hi, I'm Kent Brockman. [polite applause]
- Britney Spears: And I'm teen sensation, Britney Spears. [loud applause]
- Kent Brockman: And I'm Kent Brockman. [no applause; Kent gestures to Britney Spears With Britney Spears! [wild applause]
- Doctor: You are the sickest man in the United States. You have everything.
- Mr. Burns: You mean I have pneumonia?
- Doctor: Yes.
- Mr. Burns: Juvenile diabetes?
- Doctor: Yes.
- Mr. Burns: Hysterical pregnancy?
- Doctor: Uh . . . a little bit, yes.
- Pirate Captain: Set a course for hidden pirate island, AKA Hong Kong!
- Homer: Are you friendly pirates?
- Pirate Captain: Uhh, not really, no.
- Pirate: Looks like another homosexual party boat. They always have such nice things!