Difference between revisions of "The Mansion Family/Quotes"
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| − | :'''Kent Brockman''' | + | }} |
| − | + | :'''[[Kent Brockman]]:''' Hi, I'm Kent Brockman. ''[polite applause]'' | |
| − | :''' | + | :'''{{ch|Britney Spears}}:''' And I'm teen sensation, Britney Spears. ''[loud applause]'' |
| − | + | :'''Kent Brockman:''' And I'm Kent Brockman. ''[no applause; Kent gestures to Britney Spears]'' With [[Britney Spears]]! ''[wild applause]'' | |
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| − | :'''Doctor''' | + | :'''Doctor:''' You are the sickest man in the United States. You have everything. |
| − | :'''Mr. Burns''' | + | :'''[[Mr. Burns]]:''' You mean I have pneumonia? |
| − | :'''Doctor''' | + | :'''Doctor:''' Yes. |
| − | :'''Mr. Burns''' | + | :'''Mr. Burns:''' Juvenile diabetes? |
| − | :'''Doctor''' | + | :'''Doctor:''' Yes. |
| − | :'''Mr. Burns''' | + | :'''Mr. Burns:''' Hysterical pregnancy? |
| − | :'''Doctor''' | + | :'''Doctor:''' Uh . . . a little bit, yes. |
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| − | :'''Pirate Captain''' | + | :'''Pirate Captain:''' Set a course for hidden pirate island, AKA [[Hong Kong]]! |
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| − | :'''Homer''' | + | :'''[[Homer]]:''' Are you friendly pirates? |
| − | :''' | + | :'''Pirate Captain:''' Uhh, not really, no. |
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| − | :'''Pirate''' | + | :'''Pirate:''' Looks like another homosexual party boat. They always have such nice things! |
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| − | :'''[[Lisa]]''' | + | :'''[[Lisa]]:''' Ah, it's good to be home. |
| − | :'''Homer''' | + | :'''Homer:''' I don't know; after living like a billionaire, this place is kind of a dump. |
| − | :''' | + | :'''Bart:''' Nah, it's not so bad. Here, we can spit on the floor. (spits on the floor) |
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{{Season 11 Q}} | {{Season 11 Q}} | ||
| − | {{DEFAULTSORT:Mansion Family/Quotes}} | + | {{DEFAULTSORT:Mansion Family/Quotes, The}} |
Revision as of 03:42, April 22, 2012
- Kent Brockman: Hi, I'm Kent Brockman. [polite applause]
- Britney Spears: And I'm teen sensation, Britney Spears. [loud applause]
- Kent Brockman: And I'm Kent Brockman. [no applause; Kent gestures to Britney Spears] With Britney Spears! [wild applause]
- Doctor: You are the sickest man in the United States. You have everything.
- Mr. Burns: You mean I have pneumonia?
- Doctor: Yes.
- Mr. Burns: Juvenile diabetes?
- Doctor: Yes.
- Mr. Burns: Hysterical pregnancy?
- Doctor: Uh . . . a little bit, yes.
- Pirate Captain: Set a course for hidden pirate island, AKA Hong Kong!
- Homer: Are you friendly pirates?
- Pirate Captain: Uhh, not really, no.
- Pirate: Looks like another homosexual party boat. They always have such nice things!
- Lisa: Ah, it's good to be home.
- Homer: I don't know; after living like a billionaire, this place is kind of a dump.
- Bart: Nah, it's not so bad. Here, we can spit on the floor. (spits on the floor)
