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:'''[[Lenny]]''': "The team's been terrible since they got bought by the cheap heartless Duff corporation. Hey [[Moe]], give us a Duff! Ah yeah, sweet Duff."
 
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:'''[[Homer]]''': "Welcome to real life Lisa, you can't fight City Hall… aka, Blocko Land. So don't even try!"
 
:'''[[Marge]]''': "What kind of a thing is that to tell your children?"
 
:'''Homer''': "It's what I always tell them. I told them that twice yesterday and then again as they were going to sleep."
 
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:'''Homer''': "Is this the executive office of the ball club."
 
:'''Caretaker''': "Nope, this is the equipment shed."
 
:'''Homer''': "Is that it?"
 
:'''Caretaker''': "That's where we keep the water heater."
 
:'''Homer''': "Is…"
 
:'''Caretaker''': "That's a tractor."
 
:'''Homer''': "I see."
 
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:'''Homer''': "Kids, how would you like to go to Blockoland?"
 
:'''[[Bart]] and [[Lisa]]''': "Meh."
 
:'''Homer''': "But the TV gave me the impression that--"
 
:'''Bart''': "We said, "Meh.""
 
:'''Lisa''': "M-E-H. Meh."
 
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:'''Homer''': "I don't mind being called a liar when I am lying, when I am about to lie, or just finished lying. But not when I am telling the truth!"
 
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:'''Homer''': "Got a problem, Bart?"
 
:'''Bart''': "The girl at school won't go to the dance with me."
 
:'''Lisa''': ''(childish singing)'' "Bart's got a girlfriend!"
 
:'''Bart''': "No I don't, that's the problem."
 
:'''Lisa''': ''(childish singing)'' "Bart's got a problem!"
 
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:'''Homer''': "So I gave the guy directions, even though I didn't know the way. Because that's the kind of guy I am this week."
 
 
{{Season 12 Q}}
 

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