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:'''Selma''': And here's another breathtaking sight... my brand new hubby! | :'''Selma''': And here's another breathtaking sight... my brand new hubby! | ||
:'''Sideshow Bob''': I wanted a room with a fireplace you blasted monkey... Oh Selma dear... I was just chatting with my good friend... Dennis! Now, smile for the camera, there's a good lad! | :'''Sideshow Bob''': I wanted a room with a fireplace you blasted monkey... Oh Selma dear... I was just chatting with my good friend... Dennis! Now, smile for the camera, there's a good lad! | ||
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| + | :''Flashback to Bob's imprisonment. Krusty is presenting an award on TV.'' | ||
| + | :'''Krusty''': And the Emmy Award for Best Substitute Performer for a Children's Series is about to be presented. The nominees are: | ||
| + | :'''Krusty''': Zippy! | ||
| + | :'''Krusty''': Colonel Coward! | ||
| + | :'''Krusty''': Pepito, the Biggest Cat in the World! | ||
| + | :'''Krusty''': Sideshow Bob. | ||
| + | :''Sideshow Bob is shown on camera feed.'' | ||
| + | :'''Screen crawl''': LIVE FROM SPRINGFIELD PENN. | ||
| + | :'''Krusty''': And, Sucky, the Suck-Up Vacuum? | ||
| + | :'''Screen crawl''': NOW FILMING IN SPAIN. | ||
| + | :'''Krusty''': And the Emmy goes to... | ||
| + | :''Krusty opens envelope and his cheerful demeanor turns to sarcasm.'' | ||
| + | :'''Krusty''': ...I do not believe it, Sideshow Bob! | ||
| + | :''Sideshow Bob is handed the Emmy in his prison cell.'' | ||
| + | :'''Sideshow Bob''': And that is one more Emmy than you will ever get, clown! | ||
| + | :''Prison guards and medical orderlies tackle Sideshow Bob and sedate him at the first sign of anger.'' | ||
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{{Season 3 Q}} | {{Season 3 Q}} | ||
Revision as of 15:18, June 29, 2010
- Sideshow Bob: Bart, I must know. How did you untangle my web?
- Chief Wiggum: Yeah, Bart, pull us in!
- Bart: Well, I'd hate to tell the number one cop in town how to do his job.
- Chief Wiggum: No, no, please. It's the only way I'll learn.
- Homer: Gee, if some snot-nosed little kid sent me to prison, the first thing out, I'd find out where he lives, and tear him a new belly button!
- Sideshow Bob: Ah, Mr. Simpson, you're forgetting the first two noble truths of the Buddha.
- Homer: I am not!
- Bart: Her only hopes were a clucky young boy and his slow-witted father.
- Bart: Aunt Selma has one hour to live!
- Homer: Hey, down in front!
- Selma: And here's another breathtaking sight... my brand new hubby!
- Sideshow Bob: I wanted a room with a fireplace you blasted monkey... Oh Selma dear... I was just chatting with my good friend... Dennis! Now, smile for the camera, there's a good lad!
- Flashback to Bob's imprisonment. Krusty is presenting an award on TV.
- Krusty: And the Emmy Award for Best Substitute Performer for a Children's Series is about to be presented. The nominees are:
- Krusty: Zippy!
- Krusty: Colonel Coward!
- Krusty: Pepito, the Biggest Cat in the World!
- Krusty: Sideshow Bob.
- Sideshow Bob is shown on camera feed.
- Screen crawl: LIVE FROM SPRINGFIELD PENN.
- Krusty: And, Sucky, the Suck-Up Vacuum?
- Screen crawl: NOW FILMING IN SPAIN.
- Krusty: And the Emmy goes to...
- Krusty opens envelope and his cheerful demeanor turns to sarcasm.
- Krusty: ...I do not believe it, Sideshow Bob!
- Sideshow Bob is handed the Emmy in his prison cell.
- Sideshow Bob: And that is one more Emmy than you will ever get, clown!
- Prison guards and medical orderlies tackle Sideshow Bob and sedate him at the first sign of anger.
